City songs that make no sense

[IrishBlueSince92]

I wouldn't think that Moyes and Ferguson are paedophiles, but you never know I suppose

 

[ufo]

and doesn't own a beaver

Bend it like a beaver

 

[mancityvstoke]

Bend it like a beaver

Whatever floats your boat pal..;)

 

[citymad]

‘If you can’t talk proper shut yer mouth’ when we play in the Midlands

"If you can't speak intellectually please be quiet"

 

[dobingsdobber]

"Shut your gob"

 

[citymad]

Guardiola isn't mine but I'm really glad he's our manager.

 

[Marklr]

The big lie that we always sing: "OH MAN CITY..THE ONLY FOOTBALL TEAM TO COME FROM MANCHESTER"!
I can think of a few more teams that come from Manchester.. there's Wythenshawe Town, Didsbury and Chorlton, Maine Road and a few lesser ones.

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

Uve Rosler’s grandad didn’t bomb Old Trafford

Mourinho didn’t buy his coat from Matalan

 

[maccieblue]

I don't recall Nial Quinn ever wearing a pair of disco pants let alone knowing the measurements of such a garment.

The song was originally about Alan Potters disco pants and they where definately better than Adam and the ants

 

[Man-chester copperpot]

Is Victoria Beckham a slapper?
Does she have a hairy/sweaty viginal area?
Does she think of Nicky Weaver while being pounded by David - has she even heard of him?

I doubt it but the questions need answering

 

[TonyM]

Cum on City

 

[horlock_was_super]

How could Tommy Booth have been here, there & every fucking where all at the same time?

 

[TonyM]

Also cum on ye boys in blue

 

[BlueKolarovWorker]

Stevie Bruce is the Eleph........ oh sorry mate you said NO sense!!!

 

[Barcon]

If I had the wings of an eagle i wouldn't be anywhere near old trafford.

 

[David White]

‘If I die on Kippax Street’ is a Rag song anyway.

Our version should be something like ‘if I die on Warwick Road’, ‘if I die on Matt Busby Way’ or ‘if I die in the Stretford End’

‘If I die on Matt Busby Way
Oh oOAh
If I die on Matt Busby Way
Oh oh
If I die on Matt Busby Way
There’d be ten red bastards where I lay
Oh oah oah oawoh’

I HATE this song with an absolute passion. It is/was a rag song.


On another note, I’m mildly positive that Sun Jihai’s dad hasn’t got and never has had a chippy.

 

[citymad]

How could Tommy Booth have been here, there & every fucking where all at the same time?

He was though, thats the weirdest thing.

 

[Prestwich_Blue]

He was though, thats the weirdest thing.

That's because he thought there was a pint in it!

 

[.db.]

It should have been 15, not 10.

On that.

That’s not how it works.

We had a few chances at each goal after 4-1 to score again, but that would have only added one goal at any one time to the score at that time and everything that happened after that would have been different.

Say we scored Džeko’s chance at 4-1, to make it 5-1, Silva’s actual 5th and Džeko’s actual 6th wouldn’t have happened, so it may have finished 5-1 rather than 6-1.

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

On that.

That’s not how it works.

We had a few chances at each goal after 4-1 to score again, but that would have only added one goal at any one time to the score at that time and everything that happened after that would have been different.

Say we scored Džeko’s chance at 4-1, to make it 5-1, Silva’s actual 5th and Džeko’s actual 6th wouldn’t have happened, so it may have finished 5-1 rather than 6-1.

It should have been 5,
it should have been 5,
you lucky bastards,
the xG said 10.