City songs that make no sense

[Champions again in 2012]

I'm not personally convinced that Uwe's grandad personally bombed Old Trafford although I have no evidence to support this view

 

[city68]

Don't think my Alarm Ball should be my wonderwall.....

 

[Shazza458]

“The best defence in Europe” one needs to stop lol

 

[city68]

Soz.....Alan

 

[Chris in London]

At the risk of derailing the thread, I think it’s pretty well established that Merseyside is genuinely full of shit, shit and more shit

 

[blue7071]

Steve Bruce isn't the elephant man

 

[mancityvstoke]

Steve Bruce isn't the elephant man

erm.......

 

[BlueSkyBlue]

"Come on City"

I mean, maybe I'd "come on Eileen" (if that what she's into) but doing it to a men's football team.... Not quite my thing.

 

[David White]

Steve Bruce isn't the elephant man

A suspiciously close likeness though.

 

[ctidcarl]

I don't think our number 6 for City does smoke weed in his country.........so there isn't much sense in that.

Just speculation.

 

[citymad]

Don't think my Alarm Ball should be my wonderwall.....

Actually, wasn't it 'you're my AlanBall"?

 

[1961_vintage]

Some balloon behind me on Saturday joined in singing “City tearing Geordies apart again”
but he was shouting cockneys,

Was he Scottish?

 

[Milesvk]

Is ballotelli really good at darts, hitting a kid in the head instead of the dartboard suggests not!

 

[Blue Mist]

Is Victoria Beckham a slapper?
Does she have a hairy/sweaty viginal area?
Does she think of Nicky Weaver while being pounded by David - has she even heard of him?

I doubt it but the questions need answering

Beckham has never pounded anything, least of all The Stick.

 

[TueartsCossackSpray]

i was really disappointed to hear Sun Jihai’s dad didn’t have a chippy as I thought I might have got a season ticket holder discount.

 

[Milesvk]

My old mate would just randomly blast out "city chippy, city chippy, city chippy, 100 people waiting for chips and somebody wants a fish, city chippy, city chppy"

He also would randomly sing "we don't care if the arsenal cut us up, we are Norwich "

Back in joe royle days, for a season I used to go to all the away games with a group that splintered off from Hyde supporters branch, a chap owned his own coach company and could also get away tickets to fill the coach up! He also supplied the beer as part of the package. Anyway someone used to bring a Rolf harris cassette and play his songs (before we knew he was a nonce) one of the songs had words of "I'm bluer than blue, what can you do to make me change my mind, fuck all" we obviously added in the fuck all bit.
It was a very random coach!

 

[mancityvstoke]

My old mate would just randomly blast out "city chippy, city chippy, city chippy, 100 people waiting for chips and somebody wants a fish, city chippy, city chppy"

He also would randomly sing "we don't care if the arsenal cut us up, we are Norwich "

Back in joe royle days, for a season I used to go to all the away games with a group that splintered off from Hyde supporters branch, a chap owned his own coach company and could also get away tickets to fill the coach up! He also supplied the beer as part of the package. Anyway someone used to bring a Rolf harris cassette and play his songs (before we knew he was a nonce) one of the songs had words of "I'm bluer than blue, what can you do to make me change my mind, fuck all" we obviously added in the fuck all bit.
It was a very random coach!

Just say no to drugs kids.

 

[Kippax Street 1880]

I really don't understand the ah woooo bit in I'll follow you everywhere. The actual song uses oh IIIIII and it sounds miles better I don't know how that ever became the version we sing.

 

[Scaring Europe to Death]

For more than 30 years we used to sing: "Joe Mercer came, and played the game, we went to Rotherham"

The song always finished: "and when we win the League this year, we'll sing this song to you"

Funny, because we've finished 8 of the last 13 seasons as PL Champions and I've never once heard it.

 

[Academica]

City's going down with a billion in the bank.

Actually better keep that for now.