City songs that make no sense

Chris in London said:
“We are not really here just like a fan of the invisible man”

This is wrong on so many levels.

1. We are here, that’s why we’re singing it.
2. The invisible man is also here. You just can’t see him. Invisible does not mean “not present”.
3. It’s not even a comparison with the invisible man himself, it’s a comparison with a fan of his. Being a fan of the invisible man has no bearing on whether you are there or not. If the fan of the invisible man is here, it’s pretty fucking pointless singing we’re not here just like him.
4. We’re not really here is a nonsense anyway. We either are here or we’re not. This is binary. There is no halfway house where it seems that we are here but we aren’t really.

How many times during the Covid season did you hear us singing “we’re not really here?” None, because we weren’t there!
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I'm glad I'm not the only one!... I remember first hearing it and being like 'that makes no sense at all' for the above reasons you stated
 
Prestwich_Blue said:
Been meaning to get this off my chest for a while. Some of the songs we sing make no sense and irritate me.

  • David Silva NEVER played at Maine Road, so couldn't have been the master of it
  • We've won 8 PL titles so clearly we HAVE won quite a few games home and away.
  • As much as we like to believe otherwise, Ryan Giggs probably HAS a birth certificate but doesn't have AIDS.
  • And I don't recall any City fans being found dead in the Kippax surrounded by ten red bastards.
However I will accept that we ARE currently the best team in the land and all the world.
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And we do give a f*ck, don’t we?
 
Who the fuckin ell are you?

actually we know who they are...........they're the fans of the football team we are playing on that day.


We just need to stop singing any songs.......none of them make any sense....

Be more Colin Bell stand (no one even stands)
 
Prestwich_Blue said:
Been meaning to get this off my chest for a while. Some of the songs we sing make no sense and irritate me.

  • David Silva NEVER played at Maine Road, so couldn't have been the master of it
  • We've won 8 PL titles so clearly we HAVE won quite a few games home and away.
  • As much as we like to believe otherwise, Ryan Giggs probably HAS a birth certificate but doesn't have AIDS.
  • And I don't recall any City fans being found dead in the Kippax surrounded by ten red bastards.
However I will accept that we ARE currently the best team in the land and all the world.
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You were doing so well until you mentioned Giggs
 
Prestwich_Blue said:
Been meaning to get this off my chest for a while. Some of the songs we sing make no sense and irritate me.

  • David Silva NEVER played at Maine Road, so couldn't have been the master of it
  • We've won 8 PL titles so clearly we HAVE won quite a few games home and away.
  • As much as we like to believe otherwise, Ryan Giggs probably HAS a birth certificate but doesn't have AIDS.
  • And I don't recall any City fans being found dead in the Kippax surrounded by ten red bastards.
However I will accept that we ARE currently the best team in the land and all the world.
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But sheik really drove to spain on his lamborghini
 
ufo said:
But sheik really drove to spain on his lamborghini
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Thr good Sheikh once said he didn't own a Lamborghini so that's another one!

Also I forgot to add that City didn't have a riot on their hands when we sold Joe Hart.

And Alan Ball was DEFINITELY NOT a football genius.
 
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