City Songs You Don't Here Anymore That

[City_Shirts]

"Swales is a w**ker, he wears a w**ker's hat and when he wears it back to front he looks a fooking twat"

Early 90's

 

[JGL07]

Who's that team they call United
They're the team we all abhor
Oh they play in red and white
And they are a load of shite
And we're going to the lavatory for more.


There's a circus in the town, in the town
Where Matt Busby is a clown, is a clown
There's Denis Law and Bobby Charlton too,
The biggest pair of bastards wearing foootball boots.

 

[Chungo]

Ryan giggs is illegitimate...

 

[meldrew]

When I was just a little boy I asked my mother what should I be, should I be city........

 

[happychappy]

The sarcastic "you're hard, you're hard" when replying to "you're going to get you're f**king heads kicked in" always brought a wry smile to my face, early 80's and 5000 city fans singing "Steve Coppell is a f**king speedo file" at selhurst park had me in stitches

 

[tregyblue61]

The bear went over the mountain
The bear went over the mountain
The bear went over the mountain

And what d'you think he saw...
And what d'you think he saw...
And what d'you think he saw...

The other side of the mountain
The other side of the mountain
The other side of the mountain

And that is what he saw

Used to sing that on the coach and on the Kippax mid-late 70's when we were bored!

Forgot about:

And the man at the back said everyone attack and you should of seen the stretford run...streftford run
from Ballroom Blitz by the Sweet)

 

[manclad]

Playing a Beatles CD in the car earlier and Yellow Submarine came on.
We used to change the words to -
We all piss in a red and white pot,a red and white pot,a red and white pot.

 

[moon]

we had joy
we had fun
we had un***d on the run
but the joy didnt last
cause the bastards were too fast

 

[Greggo]

'Helen Helen Ring Your Bell'

'Helen is a big fat football hooligan'

'United sing, I don't know why, coz after the match your gonna die'

'Dennis Tueart, King of all Geordies'

'Who's up Mary Brown, Tommy Tommy Docherty...'

'Stanley Stanley where's your wife, Stanley where's your wife?'

'We want Swales out, say we want Swales out'

Remember all them blue

 

[manclad]

"35 years and we're still here."
You don't often here this sung nowadays by City fans.