City Hobgoblin
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- Joined
- 22 Feb 2014
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Tories will soon announce an increase in police but these will be voluntary community coppers. Because we are all in this together. And taxes are very very bad, stick all your money offshore. Or put it into a hedge fund run by my old chums from St Fartface Private School.
Anyone not agreeing with the new community police scheme is unpatriotic. And a trot.
Or call our crime reporting hotline and be prepared to listen to 45 minutes of Kenny G, or a delightful selection of Rees-Smug‘s favourite medieval madrigals, before we pick up and find an excuse to bat your enquiry back at you.
Anyone not agreeing with the new community police scheme is unpatriotic. And a trot.
Or call our crime reporting hotline and be prepared to listen to 45 minutes of Kenny G, or a delightful selection of Rees-Smug‘s favourite medieval madrigals, before we pick up and find an excuse to bat your enquiry back at you.