City vacuum cleaners

[allblackcitizen]

Doesn't have to be a Dyson, could be a Shark, Gtech or whatever, but she can't be left with a Henry. Have you seen the stairs leading down to the tunnel? Can't expect her to lug a Henry up and down them every weekend, poor dear.

Plus, as someone pointed out, it looks like she has either been given a fake Henry or a maybe a real one sprayed grey, cos obviously we can't be having a red vacuum cleaner about the place.

As to whoever suggested I should get out more, it's the little things mate, the little things!

 

[Barcon]

Am I the only one that thought we were flogging vacuums now?

 

[dickie davies]

Apparently Wayne Rooney is an expert in old grey things that suck

 

[Indaparkside]

I have a 25 year old Henry, still sucks brilliantly

Is he any good at wanking thou

 

[Gorton_Tubster]

We got a cordless Dyson, it isn't a patch on the Henry! The Dyson is great at only hoovering dog hairs off a hard floor. The Henry sucks up anything from anywhere

 

[Dave Ewing's Back 'eader]

What a pleasure to meet a fellow connoisseur. Some of the KFAs on here would struggle to plug in their Ewbanks...

Oh SirB, I have one of those too. A little mini E that I reserve for whipping over the mat at the back door!

 

[Dave Ewing's Back 'eader]

We got a cordless Dyson, it isn't a patch on the Henry! The Dyson is great at only hoovering dog hairs off a hard floor. The Henry sucks up anything from anywhere

Yep! I think I've sucked off some of the paint off the garage floor using the Henry!

 

[Tanzeylee]

Is he any good at wanking thou

The best

 

[sir baconface]

Oh SirB, I have one of those too. A little mini E that I reserve for whipping over the mat at the back door!

Just when I thought my admiration had reached a peak... It has just been elevated to an even higher plane.

 

[hammocity]

What are these things, “vacuum cleaners”? I have magic floors, I go out and there’s a bit of dust knocking about, get home and they are all sparking and clean. I also have a magic washing basket, worn clothes in, few hours later hanging back in the wardrobe pristine and Ironed. My penance is shopping and cooking.