City vacuum cleaners

[shemnel]

i assume this is on the Mail front page? perhaps with a picture of Sterling? rotten to the core

 

[Deleted member 77198]

Just watched tunnel cam from the Fulham game and right at the beginning there is the cleaning lady lugging a Henry around the tunnel. Surely finances can stretch to a cordless Dyson for the poor woman.

Henrys are used across businesses everywhere as they are the best vacuum cleaners by a mile.

 

[Dave Ewing's Back 'eader]

What are these things, “vacuum cleaners”? I have magic floors, I go out and there’s a bit of dust knocking about, get home and they are all sparking and clean. I also have a magic washing basket, worn clothes in, few hours later hanging back in the wardrobe pristine and Ironed. My penance is shopping and cooking.

I award this The Best Euphemism on CL Day!

 

[Whichonespink]

Am I the only one that thought we were flogging vacuums now?

No, I thought the same; was interested to see how much they were!

 

[stonerblue]

Just watched tunnel cam from the Fulham game and right at the beginning there is the cleaning lady lugging a Henry around the tunnel. Surely finances can stretch to a cordless Dyson for the poor woman.

Henry's piss all over Dyson in the working enviroment.

 

[stonerblue]

What a pleasure to meet a fellow connoisseur. Some of the KFAs on here would struggle to plug in their Ewbanks...

Last pressie i bought my Dad was a ewbank. He loved it.

 

[jimharri]

Should be in the Wednesday topic...… Oh lugging !!!!!

The least you could have done was post a picture of his missus.

 

[sir baconface]

Last pressie i bought my Dad was a ewbank. He loved it.

He must have been very proud of you.

 

[talkativesprout]

Apparently Wayne Rooney is an expert in old grey things that suck

He prefers the Stale Air Ram, that way he gets to empty the old bag more often

 

[ancoats]

we have not reach the big time yet after seeing this from the ice T wife ??? any of the players want a full time hoover pusher let me know