City's New Kits - 2019/20

[Mickeyhoohaa]

Such a botched launch. Almost as bad as the kit itself. Leaked photos been around for ages. Man City Japan account tweet an official image when they're meant to post a teaser and Puma USA have it on sale anyway!

 

[blueinsa]

Just had a craniotomy 5 days ago. Now with a sore head, 31 staples for the incision, an extra two sutures to plug the drainage tube.

Looks like I wont be watching home games for a few years. I cant even seem to fit the new kit with my larger than life belly from all the constant eating. If Pep sends me a Get Well Soon card I’ll be over the moon.

Get well soon blue.

 

[KCblue]

Like a strawberry banana shake.

 

[HelloCity]

Such a botched launch. Almost as bad as the kit itself. Leaked photos been around for ages. Man City Japan account tweet an official image when they're meant to post a teaser and Puma USA have it on sale anyway!

So botched that the shirts are the fastest selling in the club’s history.

 

[mikemcfc]

That lad or lass should really have that assessed by a specialist — that’s usually a sign of a major ailment, potentially life threatening if it is left untreated.

i was the first way back with the tropical drink joke, and the first not too far back with the untasteful, but informational, urine joke about bladder cancer,
and I am still yet to receive any royalties.

 

[Fordyboy46]

Agreed, if somethings too good to be true....

However, I doubt very much they're from Thailand. They're probably from China.

Where are the official shirts made, these are made in Turkey?

 

[SebastianBlue]

i was the first way back with the tropical drink joke, and the first not too far back with the untasteful, but informational, urine joke about bladder cancer,
and I am still yet to receive any royalties.

I claim independent, yet (relatively) simultaneous invention exemption.

And that’s definitely not the first time I’ve made that joke in here over the years. ;-)

 

[mikemcfc]

I assume I'll be told that that abomination of a third kit is also fantastic?

Sadly that's already started.
On all the kits, especially the third kit, I just look on the bright side, pun intended,
I will have absolutely %100 ZERO buyers remorse.
from buying absolutely nothing.

 

[mikemcfc]

I claim independent, yet (relatively) simultaneous invention exemption.

And that’s definitely not the first time I’ve made that joke in here over the years. ;-)

"major ailment" you sir are a quack, lol, such a general claim,
my diagnosis? comedic gold and sadly accurate.

 

[SebastianBlue]

"major ailment" you sir are a quack, lol, such a general claim,
my diagnosis? comedic gold and sadly accurate.

Apparently my father once knew someone in the army whose nickname was Major Ailment, because as soon as he made that rank he began to suffer from a number of medical issues that restricted him to limited administrative duties, and he eventually retired a few years later. They never knew if they were real or PUMA designed.