Blue Si O.B
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mines just asked me "is it that pink floyd guy that fought ricky hatton the one thats fighting tommorrow"
any one got any good'ns i bet you have
any one got any good'ns i bet you have
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classic womanisms your missus has come out with.
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Grand Master Ram Rod
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Re: classic shit your missus has come out with
Not my missus, but my mam sed to my dad the other day "Would you rather City won the league or win every game?".
Oh how we laughed.
Not my missus, but my mam sed to my dad the other day "Would you rather City won the league or win every game?".
Oh how we laughed.
frimpongs_buzzin
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Re: classic shit your missus has come out with
my missus thought if you were engaged for 3 years without getting married it was void.
my missus thought if you were engaged for 3 years without getting married it was void.
sam the drummer
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Re: classic shit your missus has come out with
My mum was talking to my dad about cricket and said if thats the third man wheres the second man
How he laughed!
My mum was talking to my dad about cricket and said if thats the third man wheres the second man
How he laughed!
Swales lives
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Christ almighty thats bad.
Last night we were watching Billy Connolly in the northern most regions of Canada, with some of the most amazing landscapes on the planet, when my wife chirps up "I've never been to Scotland."
Gowd bless 'er.
bluesyob said:mines just asked me "is it that pink floyd guy that fought ricky hatton the one thats fighting tommorrow"
any one got any good'ns i bet you have
Christ almighty thats bad.
Last night we were watching Billy Connolly in the northern most regions of Canada, with some of the most amazing landscapes on the planet, when my wife chirps up "I've never been to Scotland."
Gowd bless 'er.
Swales lives
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Re: classic shit your missus has come out with
Oh don't get me started on my mum. She offered my girls some ice cream for dessert last week and said "Ooh it's lovely this, pink, brown and yellow... ooh I love metropolitan ice cream."
Aaah my mum's ace.
Oh don't get me started on my mum. She offered my girls some ice cream for dessert last week and said "Ooh it's lovely this, pink, brown and yellow... ooh I love metropolitan ice cream."
Aaah my mum's ace.
Sultana of Brunei
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Re: classic shit your missus has come out with
Sorry, just passing through. From the title I thought this was an alternative to the 'last time you soiled yourself' thread.
Sorry, just passing through. From the title I thought this was an alternative to the 'last time you soiled yourself' thread.
TFC
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Re: classic shit your missus has come out with
lol
Didsberry blue said:Sorry, just passing through. From the title I thought this was an alternative to the 'last time you soiled yourself' thread.
lol
blue b4 the moon
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Re: classic shit your missus has come out with
My mates ex-wife:
He was driving down the motorway a couple of years ago, she was in the passenger seat reading. It was a hot summer day and the window was open.
He used his wash wipes to get rid of the flies etc and some sprayed in through the open window onto her and her book. She proceeded to give him some shit about getting wet but he explained that he was just moving the flies so he could see clearer.
She went quiet and then 10 minutes later came out with....
'You must think I'm stupid, flies don't use motorways'!
My mates ex-wife:
He was driving down the motorway a couple of years ago, she was in the passenger seat reading. It was a hot summer day and the window was open.
He used his wash wipes to get rid of the flies etc and some sprayed in through the open window onto her and her book. She proceeded to give him some shit about getting wet but he explained that he was just moving the flies so he could see clearer.
She went quiet and then 10 minutes later came out with....
'You must think I'm stupid, flies don't use motorways'!