classic womanisms your missus has come out with.

[Cheltblue]

Re: classic shit your missus has come out with

Gospel truth.

My mum is 79 and just come back from her very first trip ever abroad. She went to Barcelona and :

My favourite part was the 'flamingo' dancers but its rubbish what everyone says...... they dont only wear pink, they wear all sorts of bright colours!!!

 

[bluemoon27]

Re: classic shit your missus has come out with

my mother in law is always coming out with them,we do take the piss slightly but one of her best one was i asked her if she had seen the film rita,sue and bob too,her reply was i havent seen rita,sue or bob one yet

 

[GoForGlory]

Re: classic shit your missus has come out with

My mates ex-wife:

He was driving down the motorway a couple of years ago, she was in the passenger seat reading. It was a hot summer day and the window was open.

He used his wash wipes to get rid of the flies etc and some sprayed in through the open window onto her and her book. She proceeded to give him some shit about getting wet but he explained that he was just moving the flies so he could see clearer.

She went quiet and then 10 minutes later came out with....






'You must think I'm stupid, flies don't use motorways'!

I think we can end the thread on this one....

 

[buzzer1]

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My mate and his Mrs. went to Blackpool for a day out and there was a fish stall on the promenade, my mate went over for some cockles and there was a big fuk off Lobster hanging up, anyway his Mrs. pointed at the Lobster and said "awww, look at that poor Salmon hanging up".

 

[Joycee Banercheck]

Re: classic s*** your missus has come out with

I was sat with the ex and she was doing a crossword. She asked if a naval vessel was a belly button.

 

[the--dud]

Re: classic s*** your missus has come out with

My better half used to think Scandinavia was a country until I politely informed her otherwise! (I'm Norwegian, she's Scottish)

 

[kippaxwarrior]

Re: classic s*** your missus has come out with

Too many to mention but.................
She once asked me how did scientists know what dinosaurs were called even tho they had been excinct for millions of years!

When watching The 100 Greatest T.V Kids Shows The Wombles came on, she asked me to name them, when i said Orinoco she replied "wasn't she married to John Lennon?"

And to this day she STILL belives that pigeons explode when you feed them rice even tho i have told her hundreds of times that its a myth

 

[BimboBob]

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Sat in the pub watching the England v Argentina game a few years back(the one where the boy Owen scored that wonder goal) with the missus.

Argentina scored and she lept up in the air with a clenched fist and shout 'YES,Get in!' much to the amusement of the rest of the pub.I had to point out to her that Argentina had scored.She spent the rest of the game in silence to afraid to celebrate again.Bless.

 

[BlueMoon93]

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My mum said 'What's Sven doing at City?' when she saw him on the tv about 6 months after being appointed lol. She said to me the other day 'What's this about Odibiyar or summut standing on someone, I saw it on the news?' lol. When I was watching Netherlands versus somebody else during Euro 2008 she saw Wesley Sneijder and goes 'Is that Michael Owen?'. Said to me yesterday after seeing Owen on tv 'Is that Owen playing for United now, I didn't know.' When me and my dad got in from a round of golf pissed off after being held up by some slow players she goes 'You should be able to rent the course for the day.'

That's just a few of many. No wonder she doesn't follow sport lol.

 

[bluebrown]

Re: classic s*** your missus has come out with

went to a restaurant with the miss's a couple of years ago and she ordered the steak and old speckled hen ale pie, as she was tucking into it i asked her how the pie was and her reply was 'the pie is nice but i've not found any chicken in it yet. Doh !