Clothes you don't like

[stonerblue]

What's all this 'getting ready' business?
Once i've searched the house 3 times for me wallet, phone and tabs i'm out the door.

Sometimes it's only right to wash your groin.

On that note, i'm off to the boozer..

 

[Pigeonho]

takes me 30 mins including breaky

wolf down some cereal, jump in the shower, get out and brush teeth, quick shave with electric shavermajig (some days), dry hair, get dressed, apply matt clay wax (have to me hairs thin) and jobs a gooden.

any more than 30 mins for a male including wash etc and they're a bender.

OOOOOOoooooooohhh no. You can't disguise that shit with such a manly word as 'wolf'!

 

[Anonymous]

takes me 30 mins including breaky

wolf down some cereal, jump in the shower, get out and brush teeth, quick shave with electric shavermajig (some days), dry hair, get dressed, apply matt clay wax (have to me hairs thin) and jobs a gooden.

any more than 30 mins for a male including wash etc and they're a bender.

OOOOOOoooooooohhh no. You can't disguise that shit with such a manly word as 'wolf'!

i'm 20 and have really thin hair that needs sorting, if i don't put something in it, it looks like babies hair.

i could get ready in 20 i suppose but give myself 30 so i can do it slowly and relaxed.

 

[Pride_In_Battle]

Those drop crotch jeans and chinos that make you look like you've shit yourself. Oh and those t-shirts with the ridiculously low neck to show off a freshly waxed chest.

 

[Mike D]

Dress, skirts blouses cross dressing does nothing for me.

 

[Carver]

Long leather coats.
Lads wearing tight tshirts.

And anything with bench written on it.

Have you got no style? It's the middle of winter FFS!
Mod Parker type are you? ;-)

 

[Swales lives]

Tank top.

Okay if you're a 5yr old pageboy. Any older than that and you're a c*nt.

 

[SWP's back]

Lads wearing tight tshirts.

Hang on a minute, what if they have just bought a normal "large" and fill it correctly?

 

[Mike D]

Lads wearing tight tshirts.

Hang on a minute, what if they have just bought a normal "large" and fill it correctly?

Buy an extra large or get on a diet you fat bastard

 

[inchy14]

What about them muscle tops where you show off all your chest??

4 lads walked in the pub last week when i was working, 1 had a blazer on over this style of t-shirt, i turned to the girl i was working with and told her it'll be 3 pints and a.........................

















































...................blue wicked.

I was fucking right except he ordered 2 and put them in a pint pot.

His face was priceless when i put a straw in it to much laughing from his mates.