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Clothes you don't like
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Pigeonho
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It's outrageous really. I don't know about you but i'm a 'get ready in 10 minutes' kind of bloke. Shower, clothes, bit of spray and that's that. These fuckers these days look like they take hours, and that's probably just prizing those fucking jeans on. Then there's the hair, the accessories, (fucking accessories on men?!), and the checks in the mirror.SWP's back said:Sorry to bump this but was about to start one on skinny jeans having just been walking through town and seeing so many fucking (wo)men wearing them.
Grow some balls you little dykes, and then you won't be able to fit into them.
Let's all try and look like One Difuckingrection.
SWP's back
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Too right with their big fucking hair. Well here's news for sunshine, you look like a bunch of fucking women.Pigeonho said:It's outrageous really. I don't know about you but i'm a 'get ready in 10 minutes' kind of bloke. Shower, clothes, bit of spray and that's that. These fuckers these days look like they take hours, and that's probably just prizing those fucking jeans on. Then there's the hair, the accessories, (fucking accessories on men?!), and the checks in the mirror.SWP's back said:Sorry to bump this but was about to start one on skinny jeans having just been walking through town and seeing so many fucking (wo)men wearing them.
Grow some balls you little dykes, and then you won't be able to fit into them.
Let's all try and look like One Difuckingrection.
No wonder women in their late teens and early twenties want an older MAN these days as most of the boys their age look like an extra from pride/mamma fucking mia.
And yes Pidge, the longest I take to get ready is about 6 minutes, and that is if I need to shave my head, which takes about 5 minutes.
Pigeonho
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So with my 10 minutes as opposed to your 6, it could be said that i'm considerably gayer than you?<br /><br />-- Thu Feb 21, 2013 12:50 pm --<br /><br />SWP's back said:Too right with their big fucking hair. Well here's news for sunshine, you look like a bunch of fucking women.Pigeonho said:It's outrageous really. I don't know about you but i'm a 'get ready in 10 minutes' kind of bloke. Shower, clothes, bit of spray and that's that. These fuckers these days look like they take hours, and that's probably just prizing those fucking jeans on. Then there's the hair, the accessories, (fucking accessories on men?!), and the checks in the mirror.SWP's back said:Sorry to bump this but was about to start one on skinny jeans having just been walking through town and seeing so many fucking (wo)men wearing them.
Grow some balls you little dykes, and then you won't be able to fit into them.
Let's all try and look like One Difuckingrection.
No wonder women in their late teens and early twenties want an older MAN these days as most of the boys their age look like an extra from pride/mamma fucking mia.
And yes Pidge, the longest I take to get ready is about 6 minutes, and that is if I need to shave my head, which takes about 5 minutes.
So with my 10 minutes as opposed to your 6, it could be said that i'm considerably gayer than you?SWP's back said:Too right with their big fucking hair. Well here's news for sunshine, you look like a bunch of fucking women.Pigeonho said:It's outrageous really. I don't know about you but i'm a 'get ready in 10 minutes' kind of bloke. Shower, clothes, bit of spray and that's that. These fuckers these days look like they take hours, and that's probably just prizing those fucking jeans on. Then there's the hair, the accessories, (fucking accessories on men?!), and the checks in the mirror.SWP's back said:Sorry to bump this but was about to start one on skinny jeans having just been walking through town and seeing so many fucking (wo)men wearing them.
Grow some balls you little dykes, and then you won't be able to fit into them.
Let's all try and look like One Difuckingrection.
No wonder women in their late teens and early twenties want an older MAN these days as most of the boys their age look like an extra from pride/mamma fucking mia.
And yes Pidge, the longest I take to get ready is about 6 minutes, and that is if I need to shave my head, which takes about 5 minutes.
BoyBlue_1985
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Pigeonho said:So with my 10 minutes as opposed to your 6, it could be said that i'm considerably gayer than you?SWP's back said:Too right with their big fucking hair. Well here's news for sunshine, you look like a bunch of fucking women.Pigeonho said:It's outrageous really. I don't know about you but i'm a 'get ready in 10 minutes' kind of bloke. Shower, clothes, bit of spray and that's that. These fuckers these days look like they take hours, and that's probably just prizing those fucking jeans on. Then there's the hair, the accessories, (fucking accessories on men?!), and the checks in the mirror.
Let's all try and look like One Difuckingrection.
No wonder women in their late teens and early twenties want an older MAN these days as most of the boys their age look like an extra from pride/mamma fucking mia.
And yes Pidge, the longest I take to get ready is about 6 minutes, and that is if I need to shave my head, which takes about 5 minutes.
-- Thu Feb 21, 2013 12:50 pm --
So with my 10 minutes as opposed to your 6, it could be said that i'm considerably gayer than you?SWP's back said:Too right with their big fucking hair. Well here's news for sunshine, you look like a bunch of fucking women.Pigeonho said:It's outrageous really. I don't know about you but i'm a 'get ready in 10 minutes' kind of bloke. Shower, clothes, bit of spray and that's that. These fuckers these days look like they take hours, and that's probably just prizing those fucking jeans on. Then there's the hair, the accessories, (fucking accessories on men?!), and the checks in the mirror.
Let's all try and look like One Difuckingrection.
No wonder women in their late teens and early twenties want an older MAN these days as most of the boys their age look like an extra from pride/mamma fucking mia.
And yes Pidge, the longest I take to get ready is about 6 minutes, and that is if I need to shave my head, which takes about 5 minutes.
It must hurt to be gayer than the lead singer from right said fred
Pigeonho
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It's an honour!BoyBlue_1985 said:Pigeonho said:So with my 10 minutes as opposed to your 6, it could be said that i'm considerably gayer than you?SWP's back said:Too right with their big fucking hair. Well here's news for sunshine, you look like a bunch of fucking women.
No wonder women in their late teens and early twenties want an older MAN these days as most of the boys their age look like an extra from pride/mamma fucking mia.
And yes Pidge, the longest I take to get ready is about 6 minutes, and that is if I need to shave my head, which takes about 5 minutes.
-- Thu Feb 21, 2013 12:50 pm --
So with my 10 minutes as opposed to your 6, it could be said that i'm considerably gayer than you?SWP's back said:Too right with their big fucking hair. Well here's news for sunshine, you look like a bunch of fucking women.
No wonder women in their late teens and early twenties want an older MAN these days as most of the boys their age look like an extra from pride/mamma fucking mia.
And yes Pidge, the longest I take to get ready is about 6 minutes, and that is if I need to shave my head, which takes about 5 minutes.
It must hurt to be gayer than the lead singer from right said fred
SWP's back
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about 60% yes.Pigeonho said:So with my 10 minutes as opposed to your 6, it could be said that i'm considerably gayer than you?SWP's back said:Too right with their big fucking hair. Well here's news for sunshine, you look like a bunch of fucking women.Pigeonho said:It's outrageous really. I don't know about you but i'm a 'get ready in 10 minutes' kind of bloke. Shower, clothes, bit of spray and that's that. These fuckers these days look like they take hours, and that's probably just prizing those fucking jeans on. Then there's the hair, the accessories, (fucking accessories on men?!), and the checks in the mirror.
Let's all try and look like One Difuckingrection.
No wonder women in their late teens and early twenties want an older MAN these days as most of the boys their age look like an extra from pride/mamma fucking mia.
And yes Pidge, the longest I take to get ready is about 6 minutes, and that is if I need to shave my head, which takes about 5 minutes.
stonerblue
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Pigeonho said:So with my 10 minutes as opposed to your 6, it could be said that i'm considerably gayer than you?SWP's back said:Too right with their big fucking hair. Well here's news for sunshine, you look like a bunch of fucking women.Pigeonho said:It's outrageous really. I don't know about you but i'm a 'get ready in 10 minutes' kind of bloke. Shower, clothes, bit of spray and that's that. These fuckers these days look like they take hours, and that's probably just prizing those fucking jeans on. Then there's the hair, the accessories, (fucking accessories on men?!), and the checks in the mirror.
Let's all try and look like One Difuckingrection.
No wonder women in their late teens and early twenties want an older MAN these days as most of the boys their age look like an extra from pride/mamma fucking mia.
And yes Pidge, the longest I take to get ready is about 6 minutes, and that is if I need to shave my head, which takes about 5 minutes.
-- Thu Feb 21, 2013 12:50 pm --
So with my 10 minutes as opposed to your 6, it could be said that i'm considerably gayer than you?SWP's back said:Too right with their big fucking hair. Well here's news for sunshine, you look like a bunch of fucking women.Pigeonho said:It's outrageous really. I don't know about you but i'm a 'get ready in 10 minutes' kind of bloke. Shower, clothes, bit of spray and that's that. These fuckers these days look like they take hours, and that's probably just prizing those fucking jeans on. Then there's the hair, the accessories, (fucking accessories on men?!), and the checks in the mirror.
Let's all try and look like One Difuckingrection.
No wonder women in their late teens and early twenties want an older MAN these days as most of the boys their age look like an extra from pride/mamma fucking mia.
And yes Pidge, the longest I take to get ready is about 6 minutes, and that is if I need to shave my head, which takes about 5 minutes.
What's all this 'getting ready' business?
Once i've searched the house 3 times for me wallet, phone and tabs i'm out the door.
Oh yes, and people wearing shorts when it's fleeing. Muppets. (soz Bilbo)
SWP's back
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Sometimes it's only right to wash your groin.stonerblue said:What's all this 'getting ready' business?
Once i've searched the house 3 times for me wallet, phone and tabs i'm out the door.
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takes me 30 mins including breaky
wolf down some cereal, jump in the shower, get out and brush teeth, quick shave with electric shavermajig (some days), dry hair, get dressed, apply matt clay wax (have to me hairs thin) and jobs a gooden.
any more than 30 mins for a male including wash etc and they're a bender.
wolf down some cereal, jump in the shower, get out and brush teeth, quick shave with electric shavermajig (some days), dry hair, get dressed, apply matt clay wax (have to me hairs thin) and jobs a gooden.
any more than 30 mins for a male including wash etc and they're a bender.