mscenterh750
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It is with great delight that, Manchester City Football Club can confirm that, Scott Sinclair is NOT and we repeat NOT a cardboard cut out.
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Club Statement Friday 17 May....Any Guesses ?
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wilmslowblue
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The club is pleased to announce that the club has successfully managed to persuade Steve Kean to come out of retirement and sign a 10 year deal to manage at the club!
jimmy2000
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Tom is a top top blue.
another generation
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ShowSec axed for home fans.
Mcfc are pleased to announce that their new manager has been briefed on the requirements for the role.
He will speak to all media outlets following the game.
He will not ban journalists from the club for running negative stories.
He will not attempt to influence the referee by continual berating of the fourth official.
He will not insist all games finish at the same time unless we are losing.
He will not offer alcoholic beverages by way of future influence over junior managers.
He will not express incredulity that any player should ever wish to leave.
He will not allow his face to resemble a piece of raw gammon.
He will speak to all media outlets following the game.
He will not ban journalists from the club for running negative stories.
He will not attempt to influence the referee by continual berating of the fourth official.
He will not insist all games finish at the same time unless we are losing.
He will not offer alcoholic beverages by way of future influence over junior managers.
He will not express incredulity that any player should ever wish to leave.
He will not allow his face to resemble a piece of raw gammon.
bakerdave76
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joey barton back as captin
Nixon_The_Bike_Thief
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CRACKERJACK !!!
Always Ali
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Removal of free tickets for carers of disabled children.....................!
CtidBlueMooner
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Manchester City Football Club regret to announce in light of recent negative feedback from fans forums, that hidden microphones will now be secreted around the Etihad in strategically placed positions. Conversations will be monitored by a crack team at GCHQ and any defamatory remarks aimed at the City Board will result in an initial 3 match ban.
Your co-operation would be appreciated.
Your co-operation would be appreciated.
TGR
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oldius said:Mcfc are pleased to announce that their new manager has been briefed on the requirements for the role.
He will speak to all media outlets following the game.
He will not ban journalists from the club for running negative stories.
He will not attempt to influence the referee by continual berating of the fourth official.
He will not insist all games finish at the same time unless we are losing.
He will not offer alcoholic beverages by way of future influence over junior managers.
He will not express incredulity that any player should ever wish to leave.
He will not allow his face to resemble a piece of raw gammon.
He will not be 'holistic' but he will win trophy after trophy after trophy, after trophy after trophy repeat ad nausem....