Club Statement Friday 17 May....Any Guesses ?

[GeekinGav]

Moonchester and Moonbeam are leaving to take up new roles in Richard Branson's Virgin Space venture ... as Heads of Alien Affairs Dept.

 

[antspider]

Erica Roe is new club mascot

 

[kun]

Stuart Hall announced in new under 16s coaching role

 

[Len Rum]

Wimbleydon has left the club. He was invited to remain as the Club Cat but declined the invitation.We wish him well in future career whatever direction it may take.

 

[The Pink Panther]

The wifi they are installing is only going to cost £50 per season.

But you will receive 30 loyalty points

 

[Hamann Pineapple]

My guess is Beckham and the MLS team

 

[Dogtanian]

Club announces it is indeed a muffin and the barm brigade are inbred oiks.

 

[Balti]

no more saltanas in the balti pies

do we have to pay extra for them now?

 

[Lavinda Past]

Javi Garcia - New hairstyle.

 

[ohfk]

Erica Roe is new club mascot

Anyone too young to know who this is, she is probably worth a google..for research purposes of course.