I was on the 5:41 from Sevenoaks to London Bridge on Saturday and had the fun to share the carriage with 4 of the coarsest ladies I have ever come across in my life. Two mums (mid 40's) and two daughters (one for each mum). They managed to clear the whole carriage (apart from me) with their repartee - including discussing very loudly how much "black c#ck" they were going to secure in town, vivid descriptions of inserting certain intimate lady-products in and around their lady parts (and the complications resulting therefrom), how the elder of the mums would be more than willing to blow the ticket chap to avoid any penalty charges and how a certain person was a "sh#t sh#g" (which caused me a raised eyebrow when addressed as a common experience between daughter, mother and daughter's friend), before they finally fell to showing each other photos on their phones of various "black c#cks" they had managed to capture. All of this at the very tops of their voices. I had to blush. And from Tunbridge Wells too.
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Coarsest ladies you have come across
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isab23502 said:I was on the 5:41 from Sevenoaks to London Bridge on Saturday and had the fun to share the carriage with 4 of the coarsest ladies I have ever come across in my life. Two mums (mid 40's) and two daughters (one for each mum). They managed to clear the whole carriage (apart from me) with their repartee - including discussing very loudly how much "black c#ck" they were going to secure in town, vivid descriptions of inserting certain intimate lady-products in and around their lady parts (and the complications resulting therefrom), how the elder of the mums would be more than willing to blow the ticket chap to avoid any penalty charges and how a certain person was a "sh#t sh#g" (which caused me a raised eyebrow when addressed as a common experience between daughter, mother and daughter's friend), before they finally fell to showing each other photos on their phones of various "black c#cks" they had managed to capture. All of this at the very tops of their voices. I had to blush. And from Tunbridge Wells too.
tame. get on any metro from Sale.
york away to this!
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disgusting, common slappers.
any pics?
any pics?
nicko said:Interesting. Would have liked to listen that myself.
How fit were they?
Not very by sounds of it.
You should have gone over...you might have got a blowie too!
One of the youngsters (30?) was very nice - although her talk of STD tests was a bit off-putting. T'others were a bit roughish but not that bad. No pics.
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'Come across'. Fnar.
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I'd have put on my best Yaya voice and explained that I had a skin pigment issue.
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Hear hear.york away to this! said:disgusting, common slappers.
any pics?
lazza
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Haha! Love it!
I remember working for a summer as a kitchen porter (at an army camp in South Wales, quite bizarrely). Anyway, one of the lasses working there was from Hyde, and she was about the crudest person I've ever met!! She was actually quite a nice (kind) person, and very funny, but I spent half the time blushing at the things she said. She took particular pleasure in squelching the Marigold gloves and telling me how much it sounded "like her sweaty c*$t"....!
I remember working for a summer as a kitchen porter (at an army camp in South Wales, quite bizarrely). Anyway, one of the lasses working there was from Hyde, and she was about the crudest person I've ever met!! She was actually quite a nice (kind) person, and very funny, but I spent half the time blushing at the things she said. She took particular pleasure in squelching the Marigold gloves and telling me how much it sounded "like her sweaty c*$t"....!
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I had the 'pleasure' of being on the train a few Fridays back and had these 2 utter slags sat across from me. One of these trains with no tables between you and the people sat opposite.
Drunk as skunks and clearly as dirty as fuck. Neither of them had knickers on and I copped for several eyefuls of both of their lady bits. Bald as coots. They knew what they were doing and didn't give a single fuck. They talked non stop about sex and 'cock' the whole fucking journey.
They were both average as fuck.
Never been so embarrassed in my whole life.
Found it very fucking erotic though.
Drunk as skunks and clearly as dirty as fuck. Neither of them had knickers on and I copped for several eyefuls of both of their lady bits. Bald as coots. They knew what they were doing and didn't give a single fuck. They talked non stop about sex and 'cock' the whole fucking journey.
They were both average as fuck.
Never been so embarrassed in my whole life.
Found it very fucking erotic though.