Coldplay Roll Call..

[glen quagmire]

I'd rather be punched repeatedly in the face, then watch Freestyler try and do magic, than watch Coldplay.

Try and do magic?

ask Micah Richards, Joe Hart, David Silva, Sergio Aguero, Joleon Lescott and Mario Balotelli how i went on when i showed them.

Oh and you can ask Natalie Pike aswell ...gives you an excuse to get a reply from her.

cheers.

Fan of coldplay and name dropping to boot.

Hypergay.

I knew you would pick up on that!

 

[SWP's back]

Try and do magic?

ask Micah Richards, Joe Hart, David Silva, Sergio Aguero, Joleon Lescott and Mario Balotelli how i went on when i showed them.

Oh and you can ask Natalie Pike aswell ...gives you an excuse to get a reply from her.

cheers.

Fan of coldplay and name dropping to boot.

Hypergay.

eh?

Name dropping is gay.

Being a fan of coldplay is gay.

Put it together and it's hypergay.

 

[Lucky Toma]

Fan of coldplay and name dropping to boot.

Hypergay.

eh?

Name dropping is gay.

Being a fan of coldplay is gay.

Put it together and it's hypergay.

It's true. The guitarist Johnny Buckland grew up around here and he told me that personally.

 

[Freestyler]

Fan of coldplay and name dropping to boot.

Hypergay.

eh?

Name dropping is gay.

Being a fan of coldplay is gay.

Put it together and it's hypergay.

I'll name drop who i want.

I'll listen to whatever music i want.

Put that together and it's nothing to do with you.

 

[Feed-The-Goat]

eh?

Name dropping is gay.

Being a fan of coldplay is gay.

Put it together and it's hypergay.

I'll name drop who i want.

I'll listen to whatever music i want.

Put that together and it's nothing to do with you.

 

[glen quagmire]

People please! John stapleton had just DM'd me on twitter, to remind you we are all blues, a text from liam gallagher confirms this.

Chill.

 

[SWP's back]

eh?

Name dropping is gay.

Being a fan of coldplay is gay.

Put it together and it's hypergay.

I'll name drop who i want.

I'll listen to whatever music i want.

Put that together and it's nothing to do with you.

You can name drop all you like and be a fan of whoever you like and if that makes you hypergay, then that's something you'll have to deal with.

 

[nijinsky's fetlocks]

I would rather felch the corpse of a gang-raped vagrant for eternity than even contemplate listening to a nanosecond of this dire band's dross.
The NHS should use their songs as pre-op sedation to save money on anesthesia.

 

[SWP's back]

I would rather felch the corpse of a gang-raped vagrant for eternity than even contemplate listening to a nanosecond of this dire band's dross.
The NHS should use their songs as pre-op sedation to save money on anesthesia.

Macho.

 

[Bluemanc100]

Anyone got a pair of tickets for today's gig?