Coldplay Roll Call..

[nijinsky's fetlocks]

Anyone got a pair of tickets for today's gig?

Loads of people - that's why it's sold out.
Once they have lapsed into a coma,they will all be sectioned.

 

[Bluemanc100]

Anyone got a pair of tickets for today's gig?

Loads of people - that's why it's sold out.
Once they have lapsed into a coma,they will all be sectioned.

Very good, I want to buy a pair for my lad, they're not my bag really

 

[mindmyp's_n_q's]

Bought the tickets pissed with a mate.
Had no idea or memory of this until last week when he told me our tickets had arrived.
Had to be persuaded by my mate that it was indeed me who had said I would go as I still can't remember any conversation about it.
Not the biggest fan of Coldplay.
It's raining and we are in standing.
probably fuck it off and get stoned and play fifa.

 

[metalblue]

Name dropping is gay.

Being a fan of coldplay is gay.

Put it together and it's hypergay.

I'll name drop who i want.

I'll listen to whatever music i want.

Put that together and it's nothing to do with you.

You can name drop all you like and be a fan of whoever you like and if that makes you hypergay, then that's something you'll have to deal with.

Without the word FACT (and in capitals) your accusations of hypergayness are null and void. I shall be there humming along to some tunes and if that makes me hypergay then put me in a skirt with some lippy like I work at the illamasqua counter.

 

[M18CTID]

You've got a good un there Pidge. Don't ever let her go mate.

Coldplay are fucking wank end of. Cliff Richard indie. Paint-by-numbers dirge performed by thoroughly dislikable cunts one of whom (the drummer) who is possibly the biggest shitbag in all of music.

Of that entire set only The Scientist and Hurts Like Heaven dont prompt me to dig out the workings of my ears with a teaspoon.

Ha, I know mate, she's a diamond!
What's the drummer done?!

One example - He booked a taxi one evening and a woman in the apartment above his was also heading out into town.
On leaving her apartment block she saw a cab idling outside and got inside. The cabbie assumed it was her who had booked him and drove away.

About a month later she recieved a letter from the band's legal firm (which you can imagine are a rather formidable and extremely well-paid bunch) informing her that she was being taken to court for 'stealing' the drummer's cab.

He put her through all kinds of legal hell until she went to the press and revealed what a bullying twat he is. I think he then eventually dropped the 'case'.

Oh dear - what a **** lol. Martin's a bit of a knob too. But that doesn't alter my view that Coldplay are a great band and are even better live. This is one of the rare occasions I have to say I disagree with you Toma mate ;)

 

[M18CTID]

All you haters need to realise that one of the huge advantages of attending a Coldplay gig is that due to the general composition of those attending, it's usually a piece of piss when getting served alcohol so if you can't stand them, at least you can get wasted ;) At the MEN last December I got served straight away yet a few weeks earlier at the Red Hot Chili Peppers gig it was a fucking nightmare. Same thing when I saw Coldplay at Atletico Madrid's ground the other week - no fucker seemed interested in buying beer except me. Get in!

 

[gaudinho's stolen car]

All you haters need to realise that one of the huge advantages of attending a Coldplay gig is that due to the general composition of those attending, it's usually a piece of piss when getting served alcohol so if you can't stand them, at least you can get wasted ;) At the MEN last December I got served straight away yet a few weeks earlier at the Red Hot Chili Peppers gig it was a fucking nightmare. Same thing when I saw Coldplay at Atletico Madrid's ground the other week - no fucker seemed interested in buying beer except me. Get in!

Gay squared.

 

[M18CTID]

I would rather felch the corpse of a gang-raped vagrant for eternity than even contemplate listening to a nanosecond of this dire band's dross.
The NHS should use their songs as pre-op sedation to save money on anesthesia.

This thread is about Coldplay mate, not Elbow!

 

[SWP's back]

All you haters need to realise that one of the huge advantages of attending a Coldplay gig is that due to the general composition of those attending, it's usually a piece of piss when getting served alcohol so if you can't stand them, at least you can get wasted ;) At the MEN last December I got served straight away yet a few weeks earlier at the Red Hot Chili Peppers gig it was a fucking nightmare. Same thing when I saw Coldplay at Atletico Madrid's ground the other week - no fucker seemed interested in buying beer except me. Get in!

You ever heard of a pub mate? There's loads of them, you can get served there as well without resorting to gauging your own eyes out to take your mind off the noise disseminating from one of the world wettest fannies.

 

[M18CTID]

All you haters need to realise that one of the huge advantages of attending a Coldplay gig is that due to the general composition of those attending, it's usually a piece of piss when getting served alcohol so if you can't stand them, at least you can get wasted ;) At the MEN last December I got served straight away yet a few weeks earlier at the Red Hot Chili Peppers gig it was a fucking nightmare. Same thing when I saw Coldplay at Atletico Madrid's ground the other week - no fucker seemed interested in buying beer except me. Get in!

You ever heard of a pub mate? There's loads of them, you can get served there as well without resorting to gauging your own eyes out to take your mind off the noise disseminating from one of the world wettest fannies.

Yeah, good point. Will nip in Mary D's for a few beforehand then!

Next time I see you, remind me to stick a selection of Coldplay's finest on your iPod ;)