Come on own up this you???

[Blue Mist]

I love the fact that he'd been wanking for 10 minutes, ten jeez it's about 3 minutes for me and that's when I'm in the cake section.

Not in the ladies underwear section (George at ASDA)?

No they took an ASBO out on me, I can't go in there.

 

[Zubrman]

Poor guy was in a quandary. It is obvious it was a toss-up between the chicken and the sausages.

 

[The Pink Panther]

Has he moved from Rhyl then!

 

[waterloo blue]

You don't get this type of thing in Waitrose.

 

[mrcunny]

haha..surf and turf...

 

[jared]

Wait a min. How did they prove he was masturbating ? He could just be scratching his balls for all we know. Is that a crime huh

 

[BimboBob]

Wait a min. How did they prove he was masturbating ? He could just be scratching his balls for all we know. Is that a crime huh

Extra cream on the cheesecake.

 

[Chris in London]

This why supermarkets don't sell curtains


Except for Aldi

 

[BimboBob]

This why supermarkets don't sell curtains


Except for Aldi

Beef?

 

[Dakeb]

It's sad he had to pleasure himself. have they never heard of customer service?