Come the Revolution: These are first for the firing squad

[aguero93:20]

Old people breed?? Dirty bastards!

They probably spend all day at it the workshy cunts.

 

[Magicpole]

That one isn't sustainable though, they'd be breeding quicker than you killed them. The last 500 runners maybe.

Fucking accountants.

 

[Onholiday(somemightsay)]

James Cordon
Rees-Mogg
Mourinho
The Maybot
Trump
Russell Howard
Russell Brand
John Aldridge
Gary Barlow
Sean Dyche
Gemma Collins
Joey Essex

Uzi 9 millimetre..........

Not many that can be argued on that list........

 

[Onholiday(somemightsay)]

As what? The most useless twat in Britain?

Woa woa woa............Chris Grayling?????????

 

[Onholiday(somemightsay)]

People who stop dead in a busy street to have a look at something without checking if there is somebody behind them.

Cops who think they are tickets because they are in uniform.

Every single **** who calls me up about my recent car accident.

Jehovas Witnesses

Anti vaxxers who put their children and everyone else’s at risk.

Morris Dancers

Guys over 40 who wear skinny jeans and have a lesbian hairdo.

Chippy owners who can’t make chips.

People who are cruel to people and animals. They get blowtorched before shooting,

Clowns, also blowtorched.

Mime artists. See Clowns.

Everybody involved in the song Final
Countdown.

People who try to jump the taxi queue.

And no way last or least, men who whistle self made up tunes in earshot in a bus, train or any mode of transport.

My old teacher Miss Grey. I will dig her up for free.

I'm mid-thirties - do I get a pass?

 

[Magicpole]

I'm mid-thirties - do I get a pass?

If you’re not a clown or a mine artist, jehova witnesssing, insurance conman, walk stopping ****, I will put you an the list.

 

[BertTrautmann'sParachute]

Fish.

 

[Plays By Sense Of Smell]

Every single **** who calls me up about my recent car accident.

I’ll bet it wasn’t even your fault.

 

[Mike N]

The Royal Family and James Nesbitt.

 

[Kompany Car]

Yep. Worse than Stokies.

Proof that they are a wierd bunch in the area around Mansfield..
https://amp.theguardian.com/culture/2019/feb/15/nottinghamshire-cave-carvings-marks-scare-witches