Come the Revolution: These are first for the firing squad

[GaudinoMotors]

People starting a sentence with "so".

 

[I'm With Stupid]

People who moan about inconsequential features of language that they obviously do themselves. Not naming any names.

 

[Blue Til Death]

James Cordon
Rees-Mogg
Mourinho
The Maybot
Trump
Russell Howard
Russell Brand
John Aldridge
Gary Barlow
Sean Dyche
Gemma Collins
Joey Essex

Uzi 9 millimetre..........

How the Fuck is Lineker not on this list?? He needs to be hung drawn n quartered ... Twice..!

 

[TCIB]

People who finish a sentence on a rising note, like fucking australians.

That fucking inflection drives me nuts. Are you asking a fucking question or not, if not fuck the fucking inflection off you utter cunts.

Totally with you on that brother.

 

[Tuearts right boot]

People starting a sentence with "so".

and those who are ' super ' excited,

 

[GaudinoMotors]

and those who are ' super ' excited,

People who find everthing to be amazing.

 

[BimboBob]

People who call football "Soccer" and use words like "pivot" when describing our beautiful game.

People who don't get irony.



I am aware that usually they are one and the same.

 

[Djibrilshairdo]

People who finish a sentence on a rising note, like fucking australians.

Upspeak. Canadians are world fucking champions.

 

[jimharri]

M*******Y/T** S****S (and fans of)
Cheese eaters
Tea drinkers
L***S U****D (and fans of)
Liverpool (and fans of)
Religious bigots (yes, old firm; I'm looking at you)
James Corden
Alan Carr
Katie Hopkins
Piers Morgan
Glenn H(tw)oddle


Lots more (LOTS more), but that'll do for starters.

 

[Djibrilshairdo]

Micheal McIntyre
People who eat with their mouths open.

If McIntyre eats with his mouth open just club the fucker to death with the gun.