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SWPISHOME said:
I was laughing yesterday ITV commentators said Rashford has been making jigsaw puzzles through the summer to help with his mentality...

That fucker can't even tie his shoe laces never mind try and put together a 9 piece jigsaw ffs
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Surprisingly it is working for him, he's moved up to the 12 piece jigsaw now. If he solves it in time, he's hoping for the 16 piece one for Christmas.

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BringBackSwales said:
Anyone else have big issues on the M6? We had a 40 minute delay just before Hilton Park services where they took 3 lanes into one, to then have 2 lines of cones for 200 yards and then back to 3 lanes, 40 minutes for nothing. Then from south of Stafford all through Staffordshire and Cheshire 50mph limit yet there was very little traffic. Stupid cunts. Added an hour to our journey.
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Used the toll so avoided any delays in fact saved 20 + minutes. Not very often were home in Denton before 9.30pm.
 
shemnel said:
Good that Bernie dug us out, I thought the second half had gone a bit astray, especially the passing. Savinho was a highlight, he had a great introduction, hugging the by line and showing great skill and decent pass and move with team mates already.

Bobb was good, kova and Lewis also. McAtee needs to have more of an effect for a player who's played a lot of first team football elsewhere. He'll grow. O'reilly looked really very nervous, which translated into numerous heavy touches and dwelling on the ball.

Now, did anyone else see Haaland calling for a sub at left back when we got a free kick on the halfway? That was odd

But not as odd as the amount of selfies and cameras in block 126, and the influencer who took strangely erotic photos at halftime, and only arrived on 36 and left on 60. Wtf.
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You know the rules...
 
SWPISHOME said:
Is it just me who thinks Lisandro Martinez is really shit?

What the fuck is the hype about, He constantly gets too tight to his man and gets turned, Constantly diving in making needless slide tackles, Makes fouls for no reason...

He's probably running around pissed off because the grass is tickling his balls the little midget.
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He got schooled by young Oscar Bobb.
Scum.
 
SWPISHOME said:
Is it just me who thinks Lisandro Martinez is really shit?

What the fuck is the hype about, He constantly gets too tight to his man and gets turned, Constantly diving in making needless slide tackles, Makes fouls for no reason...

He's probably running around pissed off because the grass is tickling his balls the little midget.
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He's just an average defender whose ability has been overblown way out of proportion by the Rags and the Red media. They were desperate for a good defender and be included among that "City/Dias", "Liverpool/VVD", "Arsenal/Saliba" debates, that they immediately hype up anyone they signed that looks halfway decent.
 
spacecadet said:
That excuse for commentary yesterday was as nauseating as it gets. McCoist was a disgrace, as was Poutgatch (spl). They wet their knickers when boy ugly, put the raggies ahead. It was like a funeral when Silva equalised. I was so happy when it went in, that I jumped up and mooned right in front of the tv. Their biased coverage was shocking. I got a bollocking off Mrs Spacers, but didn't care. The feeling when people have been irritating you for two hours, and it backfires in their fart featuring faces. Penalty shoot-out was a mirror of it when they thought their darlings were home in a boat. Didn't dare moon again, but one of our finest days for me.
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I know I shouldn't, and I know it's wrong, but I did laugh, and I do thank you for the phrase "boy ugly"
 
Akira said:
He's just an average defender whose ability has been overblown way out of proportion by the Rags and the Red media. They were desperate for a good defender and be included among that "City/Dias", "Liverpool/VVD", "Arsenal/Saliba" debates, that they immediately hype up anyone they signed that looks halfway decent.
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Haven't the Trafford Tramps had King Harry McGuire as their "gold standard" captain and kingpin centre-half ?
 
SWPISHOME said:
I was laughing yesterday ITV commentators said Rashford has been making jigsaw puzzles through the summer to help with his mentality...

That fucker can't even tie his shoe laces never mind try and put together a 9 piece jigsaw ffs
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Rashford was well pleased with himself as one puzzle said for 3yrs and upwards, he did it in 6 months.
 
SWPISHOME said:
I was laughing yesterday ITV commentators said Rashford has been making jigsaw puzzles through the summer to help with his mentality...

That fucker can't even tie his shoe laces never mind try and put together a 9 piece jigsaw ffs
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I Remember him saying that he hadn't read a book until he was 17 because his Mum couldn't afford them. He's 26 now and only just discovered these jigsaw thingy exist. His Mum will be pissed because it was a birthday suprise for October!
 
SWPISHOME said:
I was laughing yesterday ITV commentators said Rashford has been making jigsaw puzzles through the summer to help with his mentality...

That fucker can't even tie his shoe laces never mind try and put together a 9 piece jigsaw ffs
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He could try this one
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Top left hand corner, wonder if he would notice.
 
SWPISHOME said:
I was laughing yesterday ITV commentators said Rashford has been making jigsaw puzzles through the summer to help with his mentality...

That fucker can't even tie his shoe laces never mind try and put together a 9 piece jigsaw ffs
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Apparently he is over the moon with the last jigsaw he did.

It took him 2 years. On the box it said 6 years plus.
 
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