Conspiracy Theories

[Anonymous]

Do you believe Jesus and Mary Magdalene might have been married ? NO

Do you believe the Moon landing in 1969 was a hoax and staged in a studio ? NO

Do you believe the Holocaust was a "myth" ? NO

Do you believe Hitler committed suicide in his bunker in Berlin, 1945 ? YES

Do you believe JFK was assassinated by a single gunman named Lee Harvey Oswald ? NO

Do you believe the US Government allowed 9/11 to happen ? NO

Do you believe the Twin Towers fell by controlled explosions from inside the building ? NO

Do you believe Global warming is real and accelerating by Mankind ? YES



Clearly some caveats to one or tow of those answers, but the request was simply for "yes/no" answers.

 

[billfromthehill]

The holocaust is proven beyond all reasonable doubt surely?

However, I'm prepared to believe any of the other ones more than the idea that, on the instructions of Prince Philip, MI5 decided to use one of their mind contolled zombie drones to drive Princess Diana in a great big heavy Mercedes along a predetermined route where it could be expertly tipped into specifically the 13th pillar of an underpass by a tiny Fiat Punto.

I like your username.

Just sayin'

Hhhhhmmmmm!!

 

[urmston]

The moon landings were real enough, but what we haven't been told is that the astronauts found huge ruins of alien civilisations on the moon, built by the same aliens who built the face on Mars.

 

[nijinsky's fetlocks]

I shouldn't be looking at people's answers to some of these questions, because it's frightening & upsetting how willfully ignorant (in one or two cases posed) people can be, and very disheartening.

If only we were all as bright as you are, then we would know all the answers.
In future if I am unsure about something, I shall simply pm you, and I trust the other fifty odd thousand forumites will do the same.
I'll try to ascertain your opinion on absolutely everything from now on, to avoid any undue heartache potential disagreement may cause you.

 

[Prestwich_Blue]

Do you believe Jesus and Mary Magdalene might have been married ? No

Do you believe the Moon landing in 1969 was a hoax and staged in a studio ? No

Do you believe the Holocaust was a "myth" ? No

Do you believe Hitler committed suicide in his bunker in Berlin, 1945 ? Yes

Do you believe JFK was assassinated by a single gunman named Lee Harvey Oswald ? No

Do you believe the US Government allowed 9/11 to happen ? No

Do you believe the Twin Towers fell by controlled explosions from inside the building ? No

Do you believe Global warming is real and accelerating by Mankind ? Yes it's real, No that it's accelerated by Mankind.

 

[MadchesterCity]

Yes or No answers only -


Do you believe Jesus and Mary Magdalene might have been married ?
NO

Do you believe the Moon landing in 1969 was a hoax and staged in a studio ?
NO

Do you believe the Holocaust was a "myth" ?
NO

Do you believe Hitler committed suicide in his bunker in Berlin, 1945 ?
YES

Do you believe JFK was assassinated by a single gunman named Lee Harvey Oswald ?
YES

Do you believe the US Government allowed 9/11 to happen ?
NO

Do you believe the Twin Towers fell by controlled explosions from inside the building ?
NO

Do you believe Global warming is real and accelerating by Mankind ?
YES AND YES BUT

 

[another generation]

Do you believe Jesus and Mary Magdalene might have been married? Not really bothered either way, and I suppose we're never going to find out. As an answer, No.

Do you believe the Moon landing in 1969 was a hoax and staged in a studio? Yes

Do you believe the Holocaust was a "myth"? No

Do you believe Hitler committed suicide in his bunker in Berlin, 1945? Yes

Do you believe JFK was assassinated by a single gunman named Lee Harvey Oswald? No

Do you believe the US Government allowed 9/11 to happen? No

Do you believe the Twin Towers fell by controlled explosions from inside the building? No

Do you believe Global warming is real and accelerating by Mankind? Yes to mankind accelerating it.

 

[Banned Tosspot]

The moon landings were real enough, but what we haven't been told is that the astronauts found huge ruins of alien civilisations on the moon, built by the same aliens who built the face on Mars.

Seems you've been told though.

 

[Plaything of the gods]

Do you believe Jesus and Mary Magdalene might have been married ?
Yes (might have been)

Do you believe the Moon landing in 1969 was a hoax and staged in a studio ?
No - couldn't have been kept a secret this long

Do you believe the Holocaust was a "myth" ?
No - the holocaust is a documented fact, no conspiracy angle to it at all

Do you believe Hitler committed suicide in his bunker in Berlin, 1945 ?
Yes

Do you believe JFK was assassinated by a single gunman named Lee Harvey Oswald ?
- I really know nothing about this!

Do you believe the US Government allowed 9/11 to happen ?
Yes - but didn't expect the level of destruction

Do you believe the Twin Towers fell by controlled explosions from inside the building ?
No

Do you believe Global warming is real and accelerating by Mankind ?
Yes - AGW is a matter of scientific fact and debate, not a conspiracy theory

 

[The Pink Panther]

Yes or No answers only -


Do you believe Jesus and Mary Magdalene might have been married ?
Dunno

Do you believe the Moon landing in 1969 was a hoax and staged in a studio?
No

Do you believe the Holocaust was a "myth" ?
No

Do you believe Hitler committed suicide in his bunker in Berlin, 1945 ?
Yes

Do you believe JFK was assassinated by a single gunman named Lee Harvey Oswald ?
No

Do you believe the US Government allowed 9/11 to happen ?
No

Do you believe the Twin Towers fell by controlled explosions from inside the building ?
No

Do you believe Global warming is real and accelerating by Mankind ?
Global warming is real and the Earth since formation has warmed and cooled
Is the warming of the planet being accelerated by mankind? - Yes