Conspiracy theories......

[Fiftyyearsandcounting]

Everybody knows that tornados are God's punishment for gay marriage.

I thought Tornados was down to Joe Meek (who was very gay).

 

[Octavian]

@Fode N The Hole thinking I’m some teenager

 

[Blue Mist]

Ever thought why you never see any baby Pigeons?
Because they don’t exist, and the reason for the lockdowns is to keep us inside, so that the Government can replace the batteries in the existing “Pigeons”!
You read it here first.

Wow yes, years ago, around 1970 Piccadilly Gardens was overrun with Starlings, suddenly they disappeared and thousands of pigeons replaced them. You have to assume the starlings would have attacked them so the government killed them all off.
The pigeons have data cameras in them logging our movements.

 

[denislawsbackheel]

Nah, the starlings moved to Platt Fields park lake island.

 

[Kippaxpete]

I thought Tornados was down to Joe Meek (who was very gay).

Not sure many on here will get the Joe Meek reference. Respect to you fella.

 

[Kippaxpete]

Has he not been bankrupted yet?

Has he not been strung up yet? Fixed it for you.

 

[Magicpole]

Wow yes, years ago, around 1970 Piccadilly Gardens was overrun with Starlings, suddenly they disappeared and thousands of pigeons replaced them. You have to assume the starlings would have attacked them so the government killed them all off.
The pigeons have data cameras in them logging our movements.

I trained those pigeons. Keep it to yourself though. Its all hush hush. You don't know the fucking half of it. If I dissapear from the forum, you could be next, if I were you, I would evade detection by pretending to be French and walking with a limp. Works every time.

If you already have a limp, try walking straight. Jauntily if you can manage.

 

[knuckles]

I trained those pigeons. Keep it to yourself though. Its all hush hush. You don't know the fucking half of it. If I dissapear from the forum, you could be next, if I were you, I would evade detection by pretending to be French and walking with a limp. Works every time.

If you already have a limp, try walking straight. Jauntily if you can manage.

If I have to pretend to be french do I also have to grow beard? - The limp I can do thanks.

 

[Magicpole]

If I have to pretend to be french do I also have to grow beard? - The limp I can do thanks.

Beard you say? I like where this is heading.

 

[knuckles]

Beard you say? I like where this is heading.

I've already stated eating cheese and have opened a nice Bordeaux in anticipation, just need to make sure I don't wash and the transformation will be complete!