Conspiracy theories......

I've already stated eating cheese and have opened a nice Bordeaux in anticipation, just need to make sure I don't wash and the transformation will be complete!
Garlic, garlic and more garlic. A string of onions, a bicycle, basket a given and a black cap? You could run against Macron and win.
 
Garlic, garlic and more garlic. A string of onions, a bicycle, basket a given and a black cap? You could run against Macron and win.
Yes true, but here's the question, could I run against Marcel Marceau and win? - We all know he is in league with the mice (otherwise known as the space aliens that really run the world) and has only died due to tax reasons. - Asking for a friend!
 
Wow yes, years ago, around 1970 Piccadilly Gardens was overrun with Starlings, suddenly they disappeared and thousands of pigeons replaced them. You have to assume the starlings would have attacked them so the government killed them all off.
The pigeons have data cameras in them logging our movements.
That was a Tommy Cooper magic trick that went wrong, they were supposed to turn into Doves!
 
Yes true, but here's the question, could I run against Marcel Marceau and win? - We all know he is in league with the mice (otherwise known as the space aliens that really run the world) and has only died due to tax reasons. - Asking for a friend!
Ah, I hoped you would ask that.. The trick with Marcel is although he is running, he isnt going anywhere. And that bag you may think is packed to the gunnels with ordinance, due to how hard a job he has moving it? Emptier than 80% of the minds on this very forum, mine included. Also, if you think hes standing behind a pane of bullet proof glass, trying to find a way around it? Shoot the ****. There's nothing there. Replace that little drawn on tear with real ones. Hopefully that clears up any confusion about Monsieur Marcel.
 
Ah, I hoped you would ask that.. The trick with Marcel is although he is running, he isnt going anywhere. And that bag you may think is packed to the gunnels with ordinance, due to how hard a job he has moving it? Emptier than 80% of the minds on this very forum, mine included. Also, if you think hes standing behind a pane of bullet proof glass, trying to find a way around it? Shoot the ****. There's nothing there. Replace that little drawn on tear with real ones. Hopefully that clears up any confusion about Monsieur Marcel.
I never considered the bullet proof glass - great spot that there isn't actually any glass. In terms of tears, if he's crying he must also work for sly sports with his beloved rag and dipper performances of late making him perpetually cry, so it might be more fun to watch him continue to suffer? Anyway, back to trying to contact the turtle that's holding up the flat earth - no rest for the wicked, no where did I put my tin foil hat?
 

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