Conspiracy theories......

I've already stated eating cheese and have opened a nice Bordeaux in anticipation, just need to make sure I don't wash and the transformation will be complete!
Garlic, garlic and more garlic. A string of onions, a bicycle, basket a given and a black cap? You could run against Macron and win.
 
Garlic, garlic and more garlic. A string of onions, a bicycle, basket a given and a black cap? You could run against Macron and win.
Yes true, but here's the question, could I run against Marcel Marceau and win? - We all know he is in league with the mice (otherwise known as the space aliens that really run the world) and has only died due to tax reasons. - Asking for a friend!
 
Wow yes, years ago, around 1970 Piccadilly Gardens was overrun with Starlings, suddenly they disappeared and thousands of pigeons replaced them. You have to assume the starlings would have attacked them so the government killed them all off.
The pigeons have data cameras in them logging our movements.
That was a Tommy Cooper magic trick that went wrong, they were supposed to turn into Doves!
 
Yes true, but here's the question, could I run against Marcel Marceau and win? - We all know he is in league with the mice (otherwise known as the space aliens that really run the world) and has only died due to tax reasons. - Asking for a friend!
Ah, I hoped you would ask that.. The trick with Marcel is although he is running, he isnt going anywhere. And that bag you may think is packed to the gunnels with ordinance, due to how hard a job he has moving it? Emptier than 80% of the minds on this very forum, mine included. Also, if you think hes standing behind a pane of bullet proof glass, trying to find a way around it? Shoot the ****. There's nothing there. Replace that little drawn on tear with real ones. Hopefully that clears up any confusion about Monsieur Marcel.
 
Ah, I hoped you would ask that.. The trick with Marcel is although he is running, he isnt going anywhere. And that bag you may think is packed to the gunnels with ordinance, due to how hard a job he has moving it? Emptier than 80% of the minds on this very forum, mine included. Also, if you think hes standing behind a pane of bullet proof glass, trying to find a way around it? Shoot the ****. There's nothing there. Replace that little drawn on tear with real ones. Hopefully that clears up any confusion about Monsieur Marcel.
I never considered the bullet proof glass - great spot that there isn't actually any glass. In terms of tears, if he's crying he must also work for sly sports with his beloved rag and dipper performances of late making him perpetually cry, so it might be more fun to watch him continue to suffer? Anyway, back to trying to contact the turtle that's holding up the flat earth - no rest for the wicked, no where did I put my tin foil hat?
 
Interesting article about Thomas Berthold the German player who got Gazza booked in Italia 90
 
Have you ever noticed with conspiracy theorists that they always know something you don’t know.
When you ask why they think that, they’ll tell you that they didn’t say that, you alluded to it yourself.
It’s always someone else’s fault besides the obvious antagonist or protagonist.
And they are never wrong. If you bother your arse to disprove anything they say, the argument moves on to some other evolutionary hypothetical.

It’s all very tedious.
 
Have you ever noticed with conspiracy theorists that they always know something you don’t know.
When you ask why they think that, they’ll tell you that they didn’t say that, you alluded to it yourself.
It’s always someone else’s fault besides the obvious antagonist or protagonist.
And they are never wrong. If you bother your arse to disprove anything they say, the argument moves on to some other evolutionary hypothetical.

It’s all very tedious.

Or they act like the victim
 
Have you ever noticed with conspiracy theorists that they always know something you don’t know.
When you ask why they think that, they’ll tell you that they didn’t say that, you alluded to it yourself.
It’s always someone else’s fault besides the obvious antagonist or protagonist.
And they are never wrong. If you bother your arse to disprove anything they say, the argument moves on to some other evolutionary hypothetical.

It’s all very tedious.
You can't win, so best avoided, give them a wide berth. :)

It's hard not to call them idiots though. The covid era was particularly difficult with these fools, when it was a matter of thousands of lives lost. I have a couple in my family and I came close to really ending my relationship with them over their pathetic facebook posts. (Not my wife or sons thankfully).
 
You can't win, so best avoided, give them a wide berth. :)

It's hard not to call them idiots though. The covid era was particularly difficult with these fools, when it was a matter of thousands of lives lost. I have a couple in my family and I came close to really ending my relationship with them over their pathetic facebook posts. (Not my wife or sons thankfully).
Indeed.
They’re everywhere.
You think you could come in here for a bit of sanity.
But oh no.
Infested! The place is infested I tell you.
At least this thread seems normal
 

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