Cougars

[Slipper One]

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Generally they are not an issue around here, but one did maul a horse on the farm next door.

Left the horse a bit of a mess, but it managed to survive.

Cuddly in appearance kaz7, I'm sure it would roll over and purr contently while you tickled it's tummy.

 

[aguero93:20]

So how do you old a cougar......

Send them on a date with @snorky

 

[RayCTID]

 

[Barcon]

So how do you old a cougar......

By the ears.

 

[Djibrilshairdo]

When in my late teens, copped off with an unusually elegant lady in (for) Magaluf. Age wasn’t discussed, particularly after she said her son had dropped her off at Mcr airport. This was back in the early 80’s, she’d probably be in her own 80’s by now.

 

[Betterdeedthan red]

I used to rattle me mates aunty's.
I was about 19 she must have been 45 maybe older.
She could suck a golf ball up a mile of hosepipe

 

[Blue Mist]

I'm into Carol vorderman in a big way

I started a thread about plastic pollution, she's on pages 2,4 and 7.

 

[Lavinda Past]

He still bangs on about it now, lol

Bloody hell... if my first wife saw me again, she'd probably be prepared to do time to bump me off.

I was not a particularly good husband first time round (married far too young). We divorced 37 years ago, but she always had a good memory...

 

[Deleted member 77198]

What's 'dated'?

United’s last Premier League title

 

[Lavinda Past]

I'm into Carol vorderman in a big way

I used to see her taking her son to school every morning on my way to work when I was based at Westminster some 20 years ago. We were on 'nodding terms', but I never tried talking to her, it's not the done thing in that London.

Take it from me, she ain't all that without the plastic rebuild. Just a normal mumsy type.