Could you go a year not watching any form of porn ?

Do you remember hedge porn, AC?
I do indeed remember scouring hedgerows for rotted, good bits missing, thrash mags, finding one intact
was like Christmas, your birthday and Bonfire night rolled into one. Then a sprint that would awe Kyle Walker
back home, with it rolled up and tucked into the back of your pants, and tear arsing upstairs to the Bog.
What I've never figured is why the mags ended up in hedgerows, I've never met anyone who's admitted slinging one
away in such a fashion, most of us were totally skint, so possession of such material was a sign of real kudos.
 
For the generation who’ve never had the pleasure of hairy pie, refer to Jenny Agutter in Walkabout to see what you’ve missed.
 
When I was 19 I lived a year without a telly or video/DVD and smartphones never existed, I managed then
 
Finding a porn mag was good enough on its own! But fuck me when my mate found a copy of Swedish Nympho Slaves for Betamax at the back of his dad’s wardrobe it was like a euromillions rollover!
 
Finding a porn mag was good enough on its own! But fuck me when my mate found a copy of Swedish Nympho Slaves for Betamax at the back of his dad’s wardrobe it was like a euromillions rollover!

I found something similar until we realised that it was filmed in our front room and started my parents and a few of their friends.

Swingers, imagine that!
 

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