COVID-19 — Coronavirus

Status
Not open for further replies.
It sounds like these figures have been more massaged than Lawrence Dallaglio
Not really we've just pushed them back 17 hours, mainly because the process of collecting the figures was shite and prone to double counting or no counting. It won't make much difference by Monday.
Each hospital now has to keep running totals of AUDITED new case and death data.
Also the daily numbers are just a snapshot of statistics. The dataset the statisticians work to has each individual case with a time of case confirmation and recorded time of death/release from hospital care, so apples can be compared with apples.
 
Last edited:
Little cunts out in groups rampaging around on scooters on Tesco car park. Two of them on one scooter for some reason chose to pull up alongside me and stare at me, then raced off, only to repeat the process. The second time I changed direction and walked immediately toward them.

I shouted "fuck off home you fucking scroates" as I carried on walking, they mumbled some shit under their helmets and slowly went somewhere else. Most likely to be a nuisance elsewhere.

Scrawny fucking mutants need a slap, but I thought better than to get further involved in a Tesco car park, and surrounded by CCTV.

Their parent(s) must be delighted with them.
 
Little cunts out in groups rampaging around on scooters on Tesco car park. Two of them on one scooter for some reason chose to pull up alongside me and stare at me, then raced off, only to repeat the process. The second time I changed direction and walked immediately toward them.

I shouted "fuck off home you fucking scroates" as I carried on walking, they mumbled some shit under their helmets and slowly went somewhere else. Most likely to be a nuisance elsewhere.

Scrawny fucking mutants need a slap, but I thought better than to get further involved in a Tesco car park, and surrounded by CCTV.

Their parent(s) must be delighted with them.
The problem is their parents probably don't give a flying fuck and are just as feral as their dickish offspring
 
He’s fucking right, though.

Except in his description of Heaton Park being in Prestwich in Salford? I believe it comes under Bury these days - as a Middletonian I always felt it was part ours being just over the border past the 3 Arrows but its never been in Salford surely? Rag spreading.
 
Little cunts out in groups rampaging around on scooters on Tesco car park. Two of them on one scooter for some reason chose to pull up alongside me and stare at me, then raced off, only to repeat the process. The second time I changed direction and walked immediately toward them.

I shouted "fuck off home you fucking scroates" as I carried on walking, they mumbled some shit under their helmets and slowly went somewhere else. Most likely to be a nuisance elsewhere.

Scrawny fucking mutants need a slap, but I thought better than to get further involved in a Tesco car park, and surrounded by CCTV.

Their parent(s) must be delighted with them.
Vengeance is mine sayeth ..... nobody it seems these days
 
Little cunts out in groups rampaging around on scooters on Tesco car park. Two of them on one scooter for some reason chose to pull up alongside me and stare at me, then raced off, only to repeat the process. The second time I changed direction and walked immediately toward them.

I shouted "fuck off home you fucking scroates" as I carried on walking, they mumbled some shit under their helmets and slowly went somewhere else. Most likely to be a nuisance elsewhere.

Scrawny fucking mutants need a slap, but I thought better than to get further involved in a Tesco car park, and surrounded by CCTV.

Their parent(s) must be delighted with them.
How could you tell they were Scroates, mate? We're they in national costume ?
 
Except in his description of Heaton Park being in Prestwich in Salford? I believe it comes under Bury these days - as a Middletonian I always felt it was part ours being just over the border past the 3 Arrows but its never been in Salford surely? Rag spreading.
Yeah, that was odd, but the main thrust of what he said was correct. It might be seen by some as a minor misdemeanour, but for me it speaks volumes about the mentality of the individual or individuals.
 
I've thought about that myself. I would imagine it's gross and subject to tax and NI etc. Which on the face of it would seem completely ridiculous - giving you money only to take it off you again. But if we did not do that then it would need big changes to the PAYE systems and even more disruption for all of the businesses... and the HMRC. So for expediency, easiest just to lob each company a lump of money and let them pay their employees as normal... up to 80% with a £2.5k cap.

I don't know this to be the case, but it would make sense.
Well as a pensioner the Government pays me gross but it is not tax free. It is used against allowances ie tax code and added to other possible income and any surplus is taxed.
 
The 115 deaths today in the UK is only for 3/4 of the day due to the change in process where each hospital has a running total of confirmed death statistics that they can't fuck up like they did yesterday (with double counting and no counting).
It should have been around 180/190 if done as previously.

How you coming to that?

The DOE tweets clearly state the latest figures come from 5pm 24th March till 5pm 25th March.

I mean it doesn’t all make sense to me as they seem to contradict themselves but I don’t think the 3/4 of a day is true.
 
People who under-declare income or pay themselves in dividends have been thrown under the fcukin bus. There are tens of thousands, if not millions of them. I thought we were all in this together?
 
Little cunts out in groups rampaging around on scooters on Tesco car park. Two of them on one scooter for some reason chose to pull up alongside me and stare at me, then raced off, only to repeat the process. The second time I changed direction and walked immediately toward them.

I shouted "fuck off home you fucking scroates" as I carried on walking, they mumbled some shit under their helmets and slowly went somewhere else. Most likely to be a nuisance elsewhere.

Scrawny fucking mutants need a slap, but I thought better than to get further involved in a Tesco car park, and surrounded by CCTV.

Their parent(s) must be delighted with them.
They were my kids and told me some weirdo had said this, I’ll see u when the season starts again and sort this out, chill out it’s only the fucking flu
 
How you coming to that?

The DOE tweets clearly state the latest figures come from 5pm 24th March till 5pm 25th March.

I mean it doesn’t all make sense to me as they seem to contradict themselves but I don’t think the 3/4 of a day is true.
I read it as 156 deaths in the period 9am 24/03 to 5pm 25/03, a 32-hour period, averaging at 117 per 24-hour period.
 
Except in his description of Heaton Park being in Prestwich in Salford? I believe it comes under Bury these days - as a Middletonian I always felt it was part ours being just over the border past the 3 Arrows but its never been in Salford surely? Rag spreading.
I’d have thought it came under more than one area, big fucking park. Salford, Prestwich and maybe even Blackley at the golf course end.
 
Status
Not open for further replies.

Don't have an account? Register now and see fewer ads!

SIGN UP
Back
Top