COVID-19 — Coronavirus

[cleavers]

Not with my missus.And you can fuck off, I aint sending any photos.

Thanks I wasn't asking for them :)

 

[oakiecokie]

I hope you wipe them ;-) who knows what the postie has got ?

I use a crusty handkerchief from underneath my bed.

 

[oakiecokie]

Health officials in Nigeria have issued a warning over chloroquine after they said three people in the country overdosed on the drug, in the wake of President Trump's comments about using it to treat coronavirus.

A Lagos state official told CNN that three people were hospitalized in the city after taking the drug. Officials later issued a statement cautioning against using chloroquine for Covid-19 treatment.
https://edition.cnn.com/2020/03/23/africa/chloroquine-trump-nigeria-intl/index.html

Well I hope to fuck the Nigerian government stops all them fucking e-mails I keep getting.

 

[Deleted member 77198]

Page 3 girl in the 80s

Ah, I was only a nipper in the 80s. Belinda Carlisle was all I knew as a 7 year old.

 

[cleavers]

I use a crusty handkerchief from underneath my bed.

I'm scared to ask what for ?

 

[paulchapo]

Ah, I was only a nipper in the 80s. Belinda Carlisle was all I knew as a 7 year old.

Sam was the wank fodder for many a teenage boy and probably a lot of men too.....years later she came out as gay.

 

[The Light Was Yellow Sir]

Well I hope to fuck the Nigerian government stops all them fucking e-mails I keep getting.

REQUEST FOR ASSISTANCE-STRICTLY CONFIDENTIAL
Dear Mr D.O the OakieCokie.
I am Dr. Bakare Tunde, the cousin of Nigerian Astronaut, Air Force Major Abacha Tunde. He was the first African in space when he made a secret flight to the Salyut 6 space station in 1979. He was on a later Soviet spaceflight, Soyuz T-16Z to the secret Soviet military space station Salyut 8T in 1989. He was stranded there in 1990 when the Soviet Union was dissolved. His other Soviet crew members returned to earth on the Soyuz T-16Z, but his place was taken up by return cargo. There have been occasional Progrez supply flights to keep him going since that time. He is in good humor, but wants to come home.
In the 14-years since he has been on the station, he has accumulated flight pay and interest amounting to almost $ 15,000,000 American Dollars. This is held in a trust at the Lagos National Savings and Trust Association. If we can obtain access to this money, we can place a down payment with the Russian Space Authorities for a Soyuz return flight to bring him back to Earth. I am told this will cost $ 3,000,000 American Dollars. In order to access the his trust fund we need your assistance.

Consequently, my colleagues and I are willing to transfer the total amount to your account or subsequent disbursement, since we as civil servants are prohibited by the Code of Conduct Bureau (Civil Service Laws) from opening and/ or operating foreign accounts in our names.

Needless to say, the trust reposed on you at this juncture is enormous. In return, we have agreed to offer you 20 percent of the transferred sum, while 10 percent shall be set aside for incidental expenses (internal and external) between the parties in the course of the transaction. You will be mandated to remit the balance 70 percent to other accounts in due course.
Bountiful thanks.
TLWYS.

 

[PragueBlue]

Sam was the wank fodder for many a teenage boy and probably a lot of men too.....years later she came out as gay.

Didn't know that. Even better.

 

[Deleted member 77198]

So I guess I go to work in my hardware store tomorrow and see if the cops tell us to shut? Absolutely no idea what is going on

Our local hardware/timber store boss knocked on my Dad’s door at about 21:30 this evening and told him they won’t be opening but he can go in and collect his order for the last job he’s got booked in next week. My Dad’s not going to be working (joiner) and he has no financial support from the Govt. Don’t know what he’ll do.

I’ve just given my Mother £200 so they have money for food at least. I mean they’ve probably got a fair bit in the bank, most likely a lot more than I have, but they’ve helped me out whenever I’ve been in need all my life so I thought I’d repay them.

 

[oakiecokie]

I'm scared to ask what for ?

Wiping down the post !! The crustiness comes from my constant runny nose. Why what else did you think you mucky boy ?