COVID-19 — Coronavirus

[kippax4ever]

MY daughter booked a 4 night stay for me and my wife in Prague, in early June,as an early 70th birthday present for me.I somehow think thats gone out of the window.

Well if you popped in that brothel/hospital
It would definitely bring a new meaning to a happy ending
Went Prague before it got touristy beautiful place but I think your right it be cancelled think it will take a hell off a lot of time to get back to normal after this.

 

[Tommy_Catons_Perm]

we haven't had a graph today!
let me fix that.

For those who are shocked at todays numbers,( I know I shouldn't but I can't help myself sometimes) get your crayons out and follow the curve but keep going a bit. That will be tomorrows number. you already know it now so no need to be shocked tomorrow. k?

Perhaps the words expected and unexpected would be better than shocked or unshocked (or not shocked). So tomorrow we could expect the total dead to be 1789x1789/1408 = 2273 which would be shocking.

 

[Deleted member 77198]

Wouldn't be to keen in the 1 in Czech Republic.(I think its there)..converting a brothel into wards survive the virus come out with the clap..

Or worse, go to Prague on holiday when this is all over and come back with COVID-19.

When the Missus says; “where on Earth did you get that from?”...... “errrrrrrrm”

 

[kippax4ever]

Or worse, go to Prague in holiday when this is all over and come back with COVID-19.

When the Missus says; “where on Earth did you get that from?”...... “errrrrrrrm”

Toilet seat always seemed to work back in the day..

 

[inchy14]

Would you shag a bird with her rag top on though, I would refuse point blank. Unless it was Rita Ora.

I have many many years ago, shot my load all over it haha. She wasn’t happy the dirty woman.

 

[give it to gordon]

I am due out of self isolation on monday. I have just seen an article on the local paper website which my work mates doing good work in delivering food etc to people , with lots of photos to back this up. Now my missus is diabetic l. In these pictures not one of my work colleagues are wearing gloves or masks or keeping the 2 meter gap. This is causing me to be worried about going back ....not happy about what I am seeing on the councils website or the local paper !

Will be interesting to read the risk assessment when I get in on Monday ! Yea dint need any PPE

 

[Postman Pep]

Gove lying about a shortage of chemicals to make test kits...

You'll shortly be herded off to the sub-forum and be accused of point scoring ....

 

[purplenose]

I have many many years ago, shot my load all over it haha. She wasn’t happy the dirty woman.

Excellent work!

 

[i8rags]

I have many many years ago, shot my load all over it haha. She wasn’t happy the dirty woman.

Who cares about her happiness

 

[Bigga]

Just to throw this in the mix, current imperial estimates said deaths would peek on 5th April at 260 deaths per day. So we seem to be a tad ahead of it!

https://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/1...ll-lower-covid-19-update-Britain-china-expert

Just shows you can't extrapolate data from a virus that randomises its victims.