COVID-19 — Coronavirus

[Phil1]

I'm afraid Gravitas is the only option for you Pablo.

Ah well, I had a decent innings.
Wait, is gravitas the one which requires jumping from cliffs?

 

[ganganvince]

Brace yourselves, it’s going to explode now. It’s well past the point of it being containable in this country. I remember when this thread was 20-30 pages long and was a bit of a joke. We’ll be locking down towns/cities within a few months, maybe less. NHS will be at breaking point, so if you don’t get it early there will be no treatment, you’ll just have to lock yourself in at home and wait to see what happens.

I know one thing been waiting for a knee op for 3 months now as I am getting to top of list they will stop all routine ops but then again do I really want to be in a building full of ill people.

 

[55yr old teenager]

I was at the hospital on Monday morning for an appt. Tuesday I was working at Benchill medical centre!!!!!!

 

[Tricky_Trev]

Come on, 80 people (reported) out of 70 million have it! Let's not go to ground just yet.

This is what people said when there were 2 cases. Isn’t it doubling every 3 days? Potentially over 10,000 cases in 3 weeks. Around 80k in a month. And so on...

 

[kevin horlocks wand]

What about my gout? Surely deserves some prayers?

Have a glass of port and a bloody steak followed by some Stilton - you will be fine. Henry viii swore by it.

 

[aguero93:20]

Ah well, I had a decent innings.
Wait, is gravitas the one which requires jumping from cliffs?

High spots mate, high spots. Let's not go committing to certain locations.

 

[SebastianBlue]

What about my gout? Surely deserves some prayers?

I was trying to protect your medical privacy of having your posted buried in the thread!

@karen7 signed an information disclosure waiver long ago, so no need for the same protection.

But people are praying for you, no gout.

 

[ganganvince]

What about my gout? Surely deserves some prayers?

Toe or Knee?

 

[SebastianBlue]

Eh? Don't know where you got that idea, I was planning a .303 to the back of the head from 100 yards.

Ahh, the Indiana Jones gambit.

 

[Phil1]

Toe or Knee?

Knee this time. Had always been my toe before.