COVID-19 — Coronavirus

[Uncle Wally One Ball]

My missus did our weekly shop at Asda and it was brilliant,with no-one removing a trolley until it had been wiped down,no trolleys to be picked by customers and a one in one out policy with a two metre zone marked.
She then went over to Lidls and just the opposite.Wipe your own trolleys and it was chocka bloc with no chance of a 2 meter zone.Thankfully with only needing 2 items the missus managed to get around but she says thats it from now on.Lidls can fuck right off until they reach the standards set by other supermarkets.

Exactly the other way around where I am. Lidl great, asda like a zoo with nobody respecting any rules

 

[Mayor West]

Go to www.imagebam.com click on "select file" choose your pic, select family safe for type click upload. Click on your pic in the next window then right click select view/show image. Copy that url click the photo icon here when posting, paste the url in the box that pops up.

Such a long winded way of doing things. Forums are lagging way behind in the posting pictures regard

 

[M18CTID]

It does seem like Spain has peaked and is now declining - fingers crossed.

If that's the case, their peak came 18 days after lockdown. We locked down on March 23rd, so +18 day = 10th April for our peak. That said, I don't think we locked down hard enough (think ridiculous scenes on London underground) so I think our peak will take longer. I was predicting 15th, but have since pulled that back to the 13th. Here's my model again:



This equates to 23,000 deaths, unfortunately. I sincerely hope that is miles out... and it could be. if we really do peak on 10th April, we could be looking at something more like this:



With the result of only 18,000 deaths.

Speaking of ridiculous scenes in London.....this was yesterday in Richmond:

 

[ganganvince]

It does seem like Spain has peaked and is now declining - fingers crossed.

If that's the case, their peak came 18 days after lockdown. We locked down on March 23rd, so +18 day = 10th April for our peak. That said, I don't think we locked down hard enough (think ridiculous scenes on London underground) so I think our peak will take longer. I was predicting 15th, but have since pulled that back to the 13th. Here's my model again:



This equates to 23,000 deaths, unfortunately. I sincerely hope that is miles out... and it could be. if we really do peak on 10th April, we could be looking at something more like this:



With the result of only 18,000 deaths.

Yes but these clowns that are out and about will be the first to blame the government should their loved ones perish.

Edit replied to wrong message but reckon you get my point

 

[Nellies left peg]

Have you got a hose pipe bas as well, where you are?

Good idea to get a hosepipe connect to his outside tap and put other end through his letterbox later tonight. Should cool the partying down a bit

 

[denislawsbackheel]

Mooted has to be one of the most misspelled words. Can anyone think of one that is more frequently misspelled?

Could of doesn’t count, but those people need to get in the bin too.

Osbourne for Osborne.
Does my head in.

 

[M18CTID]

So I’ve been out walking the dog this morning and on my way back from Debdale Park I bumped into a guy who we buy our eggs from and who was on his way up to his allotment. He’s a bit of a conspiracy theorist. Actually, after today’s conversation, I think it’s fair to say that he’s a LOT of a conspiracy theorist. Said that all of this is bollocks, it’s man made, is no worse than flu (that old chestnut), most of the deaths aren’t to do with Covid-19 (I conceded that there may be an overlap of sorts but not to the extent he’s claiming), only the Chinese death figures are in any way accurate (!), the Swedes have got it right, our hospitals are all empty, scientists the world over are in on it as they’ve been bought off, it’s all a ploy to suppress the global population by governments everywhere to make money out of us, and it’s the Chinese, Americans, and Russians who are at the forefront of it.

 

[kippax4ever]

Speaking of ridiculous scenes in London.....this was yesterday in Richmond:

I think that was a few weeks back,seen it before mate

 

[kippax4ever]

So I’ve been out walking the dog this morning and on my way back from Debdale Park I bumped into a guy who we buy our eggs from and who was on his way up to his allotment. He’s a bit of a conspiracy theorist. Actually, after today’s conversation, I think it’s fair to say that he’s a LOT of a conspiracy theorist. Said that all of this is bollocks, it’s man made, is no worse than flu (that old chestnut), most of the deaths aren’t to do with Covid-19 (I conceded that there may be an overlap of sorts but not to the extent he’s claiming), only the Chinese death figures are in any way accurate (!), the Swedes have got it right, our hospitals are all empty, scientists the world over are in on it as they’ve been bought off, it’s all a ploy to suppress the global population by governments everywhere to make money out of us, and it’s the Chinese, Americans, and Russians who are at the forefront of it.

Unbelievable Jeff

 

[Phil1]

So I’ve been out walking the dog this morning and on my way back from Debdale Park I bumped into a guy who we buy our eggs from and who was on his way up to his allotment. He’s a bit of a conspiracy theorist. Actually, after today’s conversation, I think it’s fair to say that he’s a LOT of a conspiracy theorist. Said that all of this is bollocks, it’s man made, is no worse than flu (that old chestnut), most of the deaths aren’t to do with Covid-19 (I conceded that there may be an overlap of sorts but not to the extent he’s claiming), only the Chinese death figures are in any way accurate (!), the Swedes have got it right, our hospitals are all empty, scientists the world over are in on it as they’ve been bought off, it’s all a ploy to suppress the global population by governments everywhere to make money out of us, and it’s the Chinese, Americans, and Russians who are at the forefront of it.

I'd have set my dog on him.