COVID-19 — Coronavirus

[Claytop]

Barbers not opening till July at earliest, might have to get some clippers after all..

 

[johnnytapia]

Page 51 of the guidance

Upper class: we're doing what we can to get the economy moving
Middle class: stay at home and work
Working class: go back to work and probably die

You can’t see your friends; too dangerous
You must go to work You can’t see your gran; too dangerous
You must go to work You can’t go on public transport; too dangerous
You must go to work Your boss will ignore the advice
You must go to work
Got it?

 

[city2]

Sounds to me like the government doesn’t know what to do and it’s a free for all but you still can see your loved ones, it’s a fcking joke. More cases and even more deaths unfortunately.

 

[lancs blue]

You can’t get into France from outside the EU

Shouldn't that be the EEA, unless the French have got bolshie with the Swiss?

 

[lancs blue]

Barbers not opening till July at earliest, might have to get some clippers after all..

I think I'll just go with the ageing hippy look, it was my generation! Now where can I get a caftan...

 

[johnnytapia]

Robot dog reminds park goers about social distancing

Nailed on it'll be walking around attached to some scrote's dogchain by tomorrow.

 

[ganganvince]

I think I'll just go with the ageing hippy look, it was my generation! Now where can I get a caftan...

Think Demis Roussos has one that might fit.

 

[lancs blue]

Think Demis Roussos has one that might fit.

Fuck, someone on here knows me! ;-)

 

[lefty goldblatt]

I asked this fella, but he wouldn't tell me

 

[Eds]

Sounds to me like the government doesn’t know what to do and it’s a free for all but you still can see your loved ones, it’s a fcking joke. More cases and even more deaths unfortunately.

Because of course every other country has got it right from day one. Stay at home and follow the rules.