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The chances of strangers sitting less than 2 metres in the park with you for the 15 minutes or so you need to be near someone to catch it is pretty much nil.


Thought the 15 minutes thing was bullshit? Why else has my postman been running away from my door in case I speak to him? I've never spoken to him for 15 minutes ever?!
 
As opposed to what? Socialism?
Give over. It has never worked anywhere. Ever.

Literally every government scheme that is helping people at the moment is 'socialist' in its nature.

The whole point of conservative politics, is to 'conserve the status quo' - do you think the status quo really needs conserving at the moment? Take a look around you for fucks sake.

Also where did I say anything about 'socialism'? I just said conservative politics is not fit for purpose in this day and age and we need forward thinking, strategic thinking - not this fucking key stone cop show thats been going on for the last decade.
 
What's the situation regarding picnics after today's statements?

Can the chaps get the blankets out at the weekend?
 
Thought the 15 minutes thing was bullshit? Why else has my postman been running away from my door in case I speak to him? I've never spoken to him for 15 minutes ever?!
The only time I speak to our postie is to tell the daft twat he's given us next doors letters takes 2 seconds. Oi dopey bollocks!!
 
The amount of people running past my house in full lycra is unbelievable. Very few of them look as if they have ever been out for a run before. One guy this morning was running for about 25 yards before doubling over and looked like he was going to be sick. He then walked for about 200 yards round the green before running again for about 25 yards again and then appeared to get a stitch. This was repeated for 30 minutes. We watched this as it was great entertainment. You would think this lad would have been huge but he was built like Mo Farah. My son said he was running like Jar Jar Binks on acid

Sounds like interval training to me ;)
 
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