COVID-19 — Coronavirus

[Scottyboi]

I'm in Iceland at Christmas. To get away from family! Far easier.

Obviously won't be going but the idea was there...

Iceland is always the busiest place you poor **** try Waitrose

 

[yeseye]

I'm in Iceland at Christmas. To get away from family! Far easier.

Obviously won't be going but the idea was there...

Mums go to Iceland

Dads go to Thailand ...

 

[bluwes]

I'm in Iceland at Christmas. To get away from family! Far easier.

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Which isle

 

[BimboBob]

Mums go to Iceland

Paedos go to Thailand ...

Indeed.

 

[Scottyboi]

Indeed.

I can't pull a bird my age so I'll go to a poverty striken country and thumb my semi into some poor girl who wants better life.

 

[BimboBob]

Don't take covid there, they're free from it.

No way will we get in. Pity really, Hotel Borg was expecting us.

 

[BimboBob]

I can't pull a bird my age so I'll go to a poverty striken country and thumb my semi into some poor girl who wants better life.

That's because you have a head like a fucking orange.

Hi mate!

 

[Tugay One Cup]

That’s why I’m just sticking to my own restrictions.

Whatever changes the government announce at any stage doesn’t make a difference if you just carry on acting like we all did during lockdown.

Ive also been wearing a mask in shops and on public transport since March. I didn’t give a shit what the gift said, South Korea and Taiwan swear by it, so I did too!

The vaccine is MILES off yet, so I’m not changing my ways no matter what the govt say.

Im going nowhere near anyone else. No family bubbles, no back gardens, no meeting groups of six in public, no going to the pub even if I stay 2m from
everyone.

The only thing is I’ve got balls like watermelons, got help the first girl who gets into bed with me when this is all over... I’ll explode before she unzips me!

My missus' family are from South East Asia. They do not fuck about with this shit and take every precaution because that part of the world has been exposed to the very real dangers of failing to take easy precautions in the face of an outbreak.

One of the things I've noticed is they don't even mention, let alone moan, about wearing masks, keeping your hands clean, keeping your distance and basically just not taking unnecessary risks. Doesn't even cross their minds, they just do it.

They still have jobs and go to work and they still more or less live their normal lives.

Must be weird for them to watch people here cry about minor inconveniences and act like being considerate is akin to martyrdom. Not sure they're fully aware of the Facebook crackpots banging on about BIG PHARMA trying to mind control everyone through fear.

Honestly, I'm glad they don't because if they really knew the amount of utter fucking divs in this country they'd probably be making arrangements to move back across the planet as soon as possible.

I'm from Longsight and I bailed out of Manchester on Monday. It's a shit show and I find myself getting more pissed off with it every day. It's not just young people like a lot of people are claiming, walking around these last few weeks it's like nothing's ever happened.

And I feel like a huge portion of the blame goes towards both national and local government. Boris' initial lockdown announcement was so clumsily communicated and now Burnham is doing no better months later. How can we expect it to be taken seriously when they can't even put a coherent statement together?

Anyway, rant over... I think. Fucks sake.

I'm still seeing people doing that stupid shit where, not only do they refuse to cover their mouths in public when coughing, they also stick their fucking tongue out for some fucking reason. And then we've got people such as yourself risking spontaneous testicular implosion. I know life isn't fair but sometimes it makes you want to smash whatever is within arm's length to fucking pieces.

 

[Scottyboi]

That's because you have a head like a fucking orange.

Hi mate!

You specky ****

 

[Tugay One Cup]

It's the only health focused lockdown they can impose without affecting the economy. It's almost the hardest to enforce and the least likely to be followed.

If they didn't half arse it in the first place then we'd be in a much better position.