I think missing person is actually a hoax. I think they invented Covid to create a fear laden society and create lockdowns so they could create a blame narrative against the "oppressive, capitalist" system. I know this because when the moon is at 76.2 degrees to your arse the gerbils multiply with frivolity, and the gerbils are obviously in on this as our true overlords. They conquered the lizards in the 2nd millenium BC. When you put a gerbil in its wheel in a cage you're actually powering their mind control machine. White people are just giant overlord gerbils in zip up costumes. Parrots caused the financial crisis and pterodactyl pigeons blew up the twin towers, but missing person covered it up as terrorist attacks using planes because we, the sheeple, couldn't possibly be allowed to know that pigeons have secretly evolved into such terrifying creatures. I see you pigeons, I see you.
It's all a radical conspiracy set to fool us into thinking Covid is a hoax. Wibble.