COVID-19 — Coronavirus

[kaz7]

Chocolate and booze, keep cocoafied and drink plenty of John Smiths. Hope you recover soon.

I'm only managing ice cream,every cloud and all

 

[SebastianBlue]

He might be lucky,i feel like shit today and my temperature is going up

Hope you start feeling better soon, Kaz.

Call 111 if you don’t by Friday...

 

[denislawsbackheel]

Just cancelled my hotel in Venice for a fortnight hence.
Hoping EasyJet pull my flight qualifying me for a refund otherwise I’ll just take the hit.

 

[kaz7]

Hope you start feeling better soon, Kaz.

Call 111 if you don’t by Friday...

Thanks,i'm not worried,i won't be going out for ages now anyway,so long as my chest stays clear i'm staying put

 

[aguero93:20]

Hope you start feeling better soon, Kaz.

Call 111 if you don’t by Friday...

She should probably ring +41 43 366 10 70 before they're fully booked.

 

[Scottyboi]

Just cancelled my hotel in Venice for a fortnight hence.
Hoping EasyJet pull my flight qualifying me for a refund otherwise I’ll just take the hit.

Mrs has to go Dublin on friday and then Paris next tuesday :/ she wants the Paris flight to get cancelled.

 

[Banshee]

Chatting to my sister-in-law last night, she said there had been 3 cases in Bury. Only details she knew were, one had recently travelled back from Italy.

 

[Chippy_boy]

I have to travel to Stuttgart in a couple of weeks, and honestly... I am going to drive. There is no way I am getting on a plane. I get flu from travelling on planes at the best of times.

 

[Blue Maverick]

Apparently one in oldham confirmed now, the next month I can see this getting out of hand.

 

[cibaman]

If/ when a uk national dies in the next few days, Prince William is going to be nearly as unpopular as his uncle.

 

[aguero93:20]

If/ when a uk national dies in the next few days, Prince William is going to be nearly as unpopular as his uncle.

You'd better not think those scrounging cunts are staying over here with us paying for their food and accommodation.

 

[willipp]

2 cases confirmed in south ribble where I live now.

 

[west didsblue]

1 in Wythenshawe I've heard. Build a wall!!

This link provides current worldwide status. Might be worth putting at the top of the thread.

https://www.worldometers.info/coronavirus/

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

It needs a catchier name.

 

[Saddleworth2]

It needs a catchier name.

Captain Trips?

 

[aguero93:20]

It needs a catchier name.

I liked Kung Flu but it seemed to be deemed too edgy.

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

I liked Kung Flu but it seemed to be deemed too edgy.

‘Asian Death’ has a nice ring to it and will definitely defuse tensions.

 

[Saddleworth2]

‘Asian Death’ has a nice ring to it and will definitely defuse tensions.

Randall Flagg likes this post.

 

[bluethrunthru]

If/ when a uk national dies in the next few days, Prince William is going to be nearly as unpopular as his uncle.

why?

 

[aguero93:20]

‘Asian Death’ has a nice ring to it and will definitely defuse tensions.

It might cheer up the pigs, birds and Spaniards.