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COVID comedy thread?
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urban genie
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Tuearts right boot
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The Blindboy Podcast (@Rubberbandits) Tweeted:
Can this Limerick man please do all the governments social distancing announcements from now on? https://t.co/nBL6ZSc3HW
Ooooh the irony....
stay at home !!!
in a car.
yeseye
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The perfect fumble
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Bear with it, a bit bonkers but not bad.....
blue aura
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Craig Milligan (@SimplyMilly84) Tweeted:
Day 14 isolation and the Wembley game is getting feisty.. https://t.co/ugZNoAiPJx
Day 14 isolation and the Wembley game is getting feisty.. https://t.co/ugZNoAiPJx
Hit and miss from Kane Brown
*Added
Speaking of Hot Water Comedy...
They were streaming one of their old shows online, and somebody called the police thinking it was live..
BlueAnorak
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This is just fecking brilliant...
Tim of the Oak
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Fred_Quimby
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I interrupt the COVID-19 pandemic to bring you my latest episode.......
Last night I went to the supermarket to buy a bag of dog food
Already in line, a woman behind me asked me if I had a dog.
I stared at her (those who know me will imagine my gaze ) ...but then why would I be buying dog food...right?
So on impulse I told her no, that I didn’t have a dog, that I was starting the dog food diet again, and that I probably shouldn't because I ended up in the hospital the last time, but i did weigh 4 kilos less!
I told her that it was the perfect diet and that all you had to do is carry a few biscuits in your pocket and eat one or two every time you feel hungry (I have to mention that practically everyone in line was interested in my story).
Frightened, the woman asks me if I ended up in the hospital because the dog food had poisoned me. I answered...of course not!
I was admitted because I bent down to snif the bum of a German Shepherd and I was hit by a truck
I thought the man behind her was going to have a heart attack...he was laughing so hard!
Last night I went to the supermarket to buy a bag of dog food
Already in line, a woman behind me asked me if I had a dog.
I stared at her (those who know me will imagine my gaze ) ...but then why would I be buying dog food...right?
So on impulse I told her no, that I didn’t have a dog, that I was starting the dog food diet again, and that I probably shouldn't because I ended up in the hospital the last time, but i did weigh 4 kilos less!
I told her that it was the perfect diet and that all you had to do is carry a few biscuits in your pocket and eat one or two every time you feel hungry (I have to mention that practically everyone in line was interested in my story).
Frightened, the woman asks me if I ended up in the hospital because the dog food had poisoned me. I answered...of course not!
I was admitted because I bent down to snif the bum of a German Shepherd and I was hit by a truck
I thought the man behind her was going to have a heart attack...he was laughing so hard!