COVID comedy thread?

[yeseye]

 

[The perfect fumble]

 

[Gelsons Dad]

 

[stonerblue]

@Centurions

Going with Hong Kong Fluey

 

[stonerblue]

It does to me so I couldn’t resist looking it up. Minimum width of a zebra crossing = 2.4m.

Fuck me, is this what we've come to? I'm waiting for pointless to start. Rock and fucking roll...

 

[stonerblue]

You do realise the old 2mtr social distancing Is radius and not just width?
The lines on the crossing are 0.5m wide thus making Lennon
& McCartney only roughly 1.0m apart!
Outrageous!
Fuck I’m bored!

Not you too..

 

[stonerblue]

Oh ffs

Funniest one so far

 

[Jim Tolmie's Underpants]

Why the fuck did I buy a 2020 planner?

 

[sir baconface]

Fuck me, is this what we've come to? I'm waiting for pointless to start. Rock and fucking roll...

Jesus, man. I’m not descending that low until I’ve exhausted the repeats of Four in a Bed.

 

[stonerblue]

Jesus, man. I’m not descending that low until I’ve exhausted the repeats of Four in a Bed.

I know. It's shameful