COVID comedy thread?

[Jim Tolmie's Underpants]

Scary thought: If this lockdown carries on much longer it's estimated that in another 6 weeks the world will have lost about 78% of its blondes.

 

[TravisBickle]

2020 so far...

 

[meltonblue]

 

[Fred_Quimby]

2020 so far...

F..king brilliant. The best so far.

 

[Two Gun Bob]

2020 so far...

Shaolin trained?

 

[Scottyboi]

 

[Summerbuzz]

2020 so far...

He blatently wanted that last one.

 

[Summerbuzz]

 

[Adidas Sharston]

He blatently wanted that last one.

That last hit creases me up..

 

[flyer]

Why do none of the You Tube videos work but the phone ones do?

 

[yeseye]

 

[The perfect fumble]

 

[Gelsons Dad]

 

[stonerblue]

@Centurions

Going with Hong Kong Fluey

 

[stonerblue]

It does to me so I couldn’t resist looking it up. Minimum width of a zebra crossing = 2.4m.

Fuck me, is this what we've come to? I'm waiting for pointless to start. Rock and fucking roll...

 

[stonerblue]

You do realise the old 2mtr social distancing Is radius and not just width?
The lines on the crossing are 0.5m wide thus making Lennon
& McCartney only roughly 1.0m apart!
Outrageous!
Fuck I’m bored!

Not you too..

 

[stonerblue]

Oh ffs

Funniest one so far

 

[Jim Tolmie's Underpants]

Why the fuck did I buy a 2020 planner?

 

[sir baconface]

Fuck me, is this what we've come to? I'm waiting for pointless to start. Rock and fucking roll...

Jesus, man. I’m not descending that low until I’ve exhausted the repeats of Four in a Bed.

 

[stonerblue]

Jesus, man. I’m not descending that low until I’ve exhausted the repeats of Four in a Bed.

I know. It's shameful