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[toffee balls]

So United have had:
Giggs supper injunction
Rooney affairs
Zaha shagging mangers daughter
Greenwood (see foden) INJURED HONEST
Harry Mcguire arrested for assault
De Gea Shop lifting
And Pogba stealing a living...

Sure I have missed others...

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[Barcon]

"Even someone called sancho from Dortmund fc", as if any football fan wouldn't know who he is, you're being played.

When you read it there is subliminal messages flashing that say:
"Cavani, nothing to see here" and, "Sancho, didn't want him anyway".

 

[manclad]

Dagenham Dan, the manyoo fan.....

[for those of us of a certain vintage]

I also remember him as Dagenham Dan,
The Ingerland Fan.
Back page of King of The Kippax,iirc.!!!

 

[levets]

I should think everybody has heard 'the rumour' by now, doesn't make it any truer until we hear more (and not from Twatter).

True... and again this is from a Liverpool fan... but named his source. Morgan watches City now as well...

 

[Saxmundham Blue]

Whether the rumour is true or not, I am fairly sure that most will be thinking that it is just the sort of thing that Kyle Walker would actually do. He has already shown he ain't the sharpest tool in the box and has no moral compass. Not a good combo.

 

[blue b4 the moon]

"Who the fuck is Sancho?"
Is all you need to know...

Ah that's the joker card to try and show it's true as the original comments suggest there's no malice as they didn't even know they were footballers.

Read between the lines and all is good......at the moment.

 

[squirtyflower]

Ferdinand climbing through a toilet window to escape a drugs test.

And his several super injunctions

 

[squirtyflower]

don't forget purple nose having the shits on the hard shoulder of the motorway

And Beckham escaping assassins on Stockport Road

 

[citizen_maine]

Whether the rumour is true or not, I am fairly sure that most will be thinking that it is just the sort of thing that Kyle Walker would actually do. He has already shown he ain't the sharpest tool in the box and has no moral compass. Not a good combo.

Which of course, is precisely why he will have been selected, IF this turns out to be bollox

 

[HelloCity]

True... and again this is from a Liverpool fan... but named his source. Morgan watches City now as well...

They just got the same fake texts as everyone else seems most likely.