Craig Bellemy - Stop calling him Bellend!!!

[BobbyLazarus]

Twatinho

 

[Mr Ed (The Stables)]

wow fucking hell he is fast haha.

And if he can destroy the Italians, the rag scumbags will be a piece of piss. We've got to keep him away from the golf clubs though!

 

[Mr Ed (The Stables)]

Twatinho

Rag and take all your rag mates with you.

 

[MCFCinUSA]

I've enjoyed this thread immensely & cannot better some of the brilliant suggestions, but here's my tuppence-worth:-

Kak (since he doesn't yet deserve the second 'a')

Bellendectomy

Cro-(Craig) magnon Man

 

[blueyorkie]

Why not spell his name correctly ? B E L L A M Y

 

[Bill Walker]

how about a double barrelled name like Craig Mills Bellamy,

(he seems to have scored a similar length of contract on similarly stupid money)

 

[Ricster]

FFS - He is now a City player can we please stop calling him. OK if he turns out as shit as JO then I can understand, but I for one believe he wiil be twice the player Jo is. he is a blue now, if we have in the past cheered for the likes of Barton, Samaras surely we can give Bellamy a chance.

Come on fellow blues remember were we have come from and remember who we are!!

In 1 hand you ask for the criticism to stop on 1 player of City, yet you have a dig at another, who hasn't been given a chance to get used to Prem football.

Contradiction at its highest!

But one has had a chance to prove himself on a number of occasions (jo). The other has not even kicked a ball yet and is still being called left right and centre.

All I am saying is give the man a chance. Jo has had his chance and failed miserably!!

I think you'll find that City have a better percentage when Jo has started this season than any other forward, fact.

If you include Uefa cup games it reads like this - Played 9 -Won 5 -Drawn 1 - Lost 3.

So your argument is unfounded. He has been given 6 games to get used to the Prem. Some chance that.

Anyway my name conribution is - Bastarding Bugger Baw Bag Bellend

 

[Cheltblue]

So when he scores and goes and jumps into the Colin Bell stand to celebrate with the fans, we cant say;

Bellend is in the Bellend!!!

 

[Bluestones]

He will always be "the poison dwarf" for me.

 

[michaelo]

So far we've got

Bellend
Baby Pumpkin Fuck Turd
"that weasel-faced c*nt"
Craig Bellamy
Craigy Baby

Anyone else?

what about magical beryl?