Craig Bellemy - Stop calling him Bellend!!!

mancunian blue said:
bellend the bulldog
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there was a silly article in the sunday sport about a city fan who had KAKA: CITY TIL HE DIES tattooed on his chest and a profile of kakas head on his upper back - the sport asked him (surely a fictional fan) if he was thinking about getting a craig bellamy tattoo and he said something along the lines of "no, im not stupid he moves clubs too often, plus he is uglier than a bulldog licking the piss off a thistle".
 
David / Dave?

DavidBellamyPicture.jpg
 
"The Welsh footballer who has a winner's attitude, boyo, and is a hard trainer, boyo, and is exactly the sort of person we need at this football club because he's a winner and a hard trainer and has a winning attitude and trains hard and he loves training and winning and he is the sort of winner we need and he has a great attitude and a will to win and he trains like a demon and when he isn't training hard he's somewhere else winning something and if he's not doing that he's just training hard with his winner's attitude because, at the end of the day, he's a winner who likes to train hard and he's got a winning attitude and all you other shitbags would love to be Craig Bellamy and Welsh"


That would be my suggestion. Got a nice ring to it imo.
 
So far we've got

Bellend
Baby Pumpkin Fuck Turd
"that weasel-faced c*nt"
Craig Bellamy
Craigy Baby
Ronald Fukturd
sir craig from the end of the isle of bell!
Craig 3Wood (PMSL)
Cragg Bellendamy
Craig "FORE" skin
Bellano
"the nutter with the putter"
Bellers
Vassell
Florence
KAKA (brilliant)
Bellisimo
no neck sheep shagging toss pot
Craig The Welsh Sheep Shagging Bell of All Bellends!
money grabbing hypocrite
GAY
Gay Ronald Fuckturd
FukWit
no neck rag
Craig the tool Bellamy
Twatinho
bellend the bulldog
magical beryl
"the poison dwarf"
 
Look how much time were saving the club this is top quality market research people!
 
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