Craig Bellemy - Stop calling him Bellend!!!

[K.Reeves right foot]

I think the request to stop slagging Bellamy has proved to be very successful!

 

[K.Reeves right foot]

Craig; if you are reading this we are all very sorry. We love you really.

 

[stu9488]

So far we've got

Bellend
Baby Pumpkin Fuck Turd
"that weasel-faced c*nt"
Craig Bellamy
Craigy Baby
Ronald Fukturd
sir craig from the end of the isle of bell!
Craig 3Wood (PMSL)
Cragg Bellendamy
Craig "FORE" skin
Bellano
"the nutter with the putter"
Bellers
Vassell
Florence
KAKA (brilliant)
Bellisimo
no neck sheep shagging toss pot
Craig The Welsh Sheep Shagging Bell of All Bellends!
money grabbing hypocrite

 

[K.Reeves right foot]

You forgot 'gay'

 

[stu9488]

I think the request to stop slagging Bellamy has proved to be very successful!

I agree I feel we have put the record strate and been very inpartial.....even allowing HIM to choose his own nickname, only the best fans in the world could provide such a service!

 

[stu9488]

So far we've got

Bellend
Baby Pumpkin Fuck Turd
"that weasel-faced c*nt"
Craig Bellamy
Craigy Baby
Ronald Fukturd
sir craig from the end of the isle of bell!
Craig 3Wood (PMSL)
Cragg Bellendamy
Craig "FORE" skin
Bellano
"the nutter with the putter"
Bellers
Vassell
Florence
KAKA (brilliant)
Bellisimo
no neck sheep shagging toss pot
Craig The Welsh Sheep Shagging Bell of All Bellends!
money grabbing hypocrite
GAY

 

[burning blue soul]

I think the request to stop slagging Bellamy has proved to be very successful!

I agree I feel we have put the record strate and been very inpartial.....even allowing HIM to choose his own nickname, only the best fans in the world could provide such a service!

hear, hear!! now its over to you craig. you have got 2 days to decide or we do it for you!

 

[stu9488]

*BREAKING NEWS* CRAIG BELLAMY PRESS CONFERENCE


"craig we believe you have been asked by the city fans to choose you own nickname, have you decided"

"well errrrr I kinda like KAKA cos no other player has that....do they?"

"but errrrrr I think i'll let the fans decide"

 

[Mr.C.Bell-end]

*** FFS!!! Ive not even played a game yet and you are all slagging me off.....at least let me attack Darius with me golf club first!!!
And who told you I shag sheep? No way...oh, well maybe one or two but JO [19 million quid Brazilian lethal striker] told me to!!!
And as for being Gay - no way....that sheep was female - anyone who disagrees gets hit with a 5 iron........

 

[Kaiser Soze]

croeso craig