Mr.C.Bell-end said:*** FFS!!! Ive not even played a game yet and you are all slagging me off.....at least let me attack Darius with me golf club first!!!
And who told you I shag sheep? No way...oh, well maybe one or two but JO [19 million quid Brazilian lethal striker] told me to!!!
And as for being Gay - no way....that sheep was female - anyone who disagrees gets hit with a 5 iron........
HAHAHA PMSL, brilliant