Craig Bellemy - Stop calling him Bellend!!!

I vote for calling him Vassell, just to lull our opposition into a false sense of security.
With luck, it could catch on, and cause confusion among those at Optastates. And then, voila - the real vassell will have his value increased, we can flog him back to Villa and everyone's happy.
Or failing that, let's just keep calling him Bellend, only in a nice way ...
 
myleftfoot said:
why dont we send the lad the list and let him decide

thats fair isnt it?

maybe so we dont confuse him narrow it down to two options.

1 the nutter with the putter.
2 bellend

foolproof!!
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I second this! But to make it a realistic choice, let's add a third option.
Say, Florence?
 
So far we've got

Bellend
Baby Pumpkin Fuck Turd
"that weasel-faced c*nt"
Craig Bellamy
Craigy Baby
Ronald Fukturd
sir craig from the end of the isle of bell!
Craig 3Wood (PMSL)
Cragg Bellendamy
Craig "FORE" skin
Bellano
"the nutter with the putter"
Bellers
Vassell
 
So far we've got

Bellend
Baby Pumpkin Fuck Turd
"that weasel-faced c*nt"
Craig Bellamy
Craigy Baby
Ronald Fukturd
sir craig from the end of the isle of bell!
Craig 3Wood (PMSL)
Cragg Bellendamy
Craig "FORE" skin
Bellano
"the nutter with the putter"
Bellers
Vassell
Florence
 
nlondoncityfan said:
myleftfoot said:
why dont we send the lad the list and let him decide

thats fair isnt it?

maybe so we dont confuse him narrow it down to two options.

1 the nutter with the putter.
2 bellend

foolproof!!
Click to expand...
I second this! But to make it a realistic choice, let's add a third option.
Say, Florence?
Click to expand...


thats takin it too far my friend, theres boundaries y'no.

maybe we should look at the fcukturd option again?
 
If nicknames are a problem, I just hope to goodness we don't sign Santa Cruz (Father Christmas) or Joleon Lescott (Dolly Parton)
 
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