Crap towns

[Kompany Car]

Ilford and Romford both crying out for a small nuclear device. Mind you there wouldn’t be much difference after detonation.

 

[BimboBob]

Llandindrod Wells. A one horse town full of idiots, and the horse is terminally ill.

Easy for you to say Rising.

 

[BlueMoonRisin’]

Summers in Cleethorpes used to be half decent, but they’ve even stopped the scooter rally now as it attracts to many knobheads who aren’t even interested in scooters.

I haven’t been for a night out in Grimsby for years. It’s good for day time drinking, every bar you go into is like the scene from total recall when Arnie walks into that bar and comes across aload of strange people.

An old mate of mine once took me to a place in Cleethorpes known as the 'grab a granny' club(name escapes me)... We went in and most of the granny's had no teeth and looked like they needed a good wrinkle ironing.

I grabbed my coat and fucked off sharpish.

 

[BlueMoonRisin’]

Easy for you to say Rising.

You need a bit more yeast to get me to rise Bimbo.

 

[BlueTG]

Summers in Cleethorpes used to be half decent, but they’ve even stopped the scooter rally now as it attracts to many knobheads who aren’t even interested in scooters.

I haven’t been for a night out in Grimsby for years. It’s good for day time drinking, every bar you go into is like the scene from total recall when Arnie walks into that bar and comes across aload of strange people.

Lloyd’s bar was alright. I like my rock music but I don’t look the type, some funny looks from the biker looking clans in there haha

 

[snorky]

Calling @snorky. Hereford is pretty rum mate.

Ha!
'Ereford is indeed a little on the crap side, but its positively paradisaical compared to the anal warts of nearby Kington and Cwmbran.

 

[BlueMoonRisin’]

Ha!
'Ereford is indeed a little on the crap side, but its positively paradisaical compared to the anal warts of nearby Kington and Cwmbran.

Nice where you live mate, even though you're the only idiot in the village.

Well, the only idiot I came across whilst there; )

 

[Met Line Hammer]

I was going to say Aylesbury. But I’ve visited a few of the shit towns on here. So I won’t mention Aylesbury at all. Ever

Pedant alert. I saw ilford and Romford mentioned. They’re not even towns or cities. They’ve been London since 1965

Oh and Aylesbury

 

[dan_bo]

Anyone mentioned Avonmouth yet?

It's like Shaun of the fucking dead.

 

[RabidCity]

Rochdale