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[SebastianBlue]

Manchester City Will Be Investigated For Asking Nottingham Forest to Beat Arsenal in Title Decider

Arsenal Petitioning Premier League to Change Criteria of Title Win to Club With Youngest Team

Additional Charges Being Brought Against Manchester City for Bringing Arsenal’s Reputation in to Disrepute

Arsenal Are Real Premier League Winners For Confirming Champions League Qualification On a Shoestring Budget

 

[ali benarbia's studs]

Miguel chokes on cock

 

[ali benarbia's studs]

Miguel disappears to his bedroom to masterbate furiously

 

[awest]

Manchester City ruin football yet again.

 

[Craig]

Cheats never prosper

 

[tregyblue61]

In today's cookery section: City show you 115 ways to boil piss!

 

[Revolver]

“As they are our core readership and we need to pander to them will no one think of the self entitled supporters of those lovely teams in red”

Journalist then copies and pastes for the 5000 time the same hypocritical bilge which basically reads “football was so much fun when a protectionist cartel hogged all the trophies”

 

[jimmygrimblesboots]

Soulless State Run Oil Club Trophies Mean Nothing , the game is dead.
(If the above headline affects you in anyway please ring 116 123)

 

[Marklr]

Man City caught killing kittens.

 

[eversince 76]

ALWAYS THIS