Create Your Own Guardian Headline

[TinFoilHat]

‘The name MANchester is sexist. It’s time City confronted its shame’

Were non-binary Gender City
Non-binary Gender City FC!
Were by far the greatest inclusive team that the world will ever see!

 

[RiversideBlue]

The actual answer was:-

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

The actual answer was:-

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We all knew there would be a ‘but’ in there…

Plus, on the assumption we get a fair hearing, the first part of the headline is most likely factually wrong. If, as the club says, it has irrefutable proof to rebut these accusations then we can (to a significant extent) control our legacy.

 

[Gary James]

They’re just a bunch of killjoys. Criticising what every club who wins a trophy does but not recognising the role of Alex Williams and Tom O’Dell.

 

[lazerblue]

Miguel chokes on his own cock

 

[TheThirdDeano]

City win 1 trophy: 114 short of the number of charges those despicable bastards are faced with

 

[denislawsbackheel]

Not one spelling mistake.
You are clearly not Grauniad readers.

 

[Gorton_Tubster]

I'd post one of the headlines from The Guardian but they would be too ridiculous for this thread.

 

[cityboy2602]

I'd post one of the headlines from The Guardian but they would be too ridiculous for this thread.

Haha. I fell for this and went to Guardian Football to see what was there. There is actually a good David Squires strip on the final