Create Your Own Guardian Headline

[skillman]

Arsenal morally win the Premier League

 

[Phoenix900000]

It's not fair, it's not fair, it's not fair

 

[BamberBridgeBlue]

Premier League viewing figures down by 36% due to Manchester City Borefest.

 

[Jazzyblue]

‘The name MANchester is sexist. It’s time City confronted its shame’

 

[Franny 1234]

Well then that's another title they will get stripped off. When they are found guilty.

 

[NatalieM008]

Manchester City Will Be Investigated For Asking Nottingham Forest to Beat Arsenal in Title Decider

This one made me laugh VERY loud

 

[Metal Biker]

115 charges Manchester City wins third straight Premier League, despite having 115 charges, because City have 115 charges. 115 charges.

 

[WestGorton]

We don't like the fact they aren't owned by white people.

 

[Chi-town blues]

arsenal - Christmas cup winners

 

[Citizen of Legoland]

Dramatic day in Nottingham as Essex overturn 144 run first innings deficit.